Trinity Of Nuns

Catholic Nuns praying for President Trump.

On this holy day of Easter Sunday, Catholic nuns are still praying for President Trump to receive the correct guidance and intellect to run the country of the United States. And we are pretty sure he did not sleep with any of these three nuns.

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Day After Saint Patricks Day

The day after St. Patricks Day.
Hope everyone had a fantastic time.
See you all here next March for the 2019 St. Patricks Day festivities.

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Rocky Coast Of Ireland

Ireland's rocky coast.
Irish folklore is full of mystical beings but none are more captivating than the rarely seen Irish Sirens. The sirens song would lure fishermen to the rocks and shipwreck their boats.

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Ireland Fun Facts

Did you happen to know that St. Patrick did not wear the color green while converting the Celtic Pagans to christianity? Seriously, he wore the color blue. In 12 days millions upon millions of people will be celebrating St. Patricks Day wearing green clothing. Just thought I'd enlighten you to this fact.

And oh yea, Saint Patrick Blue is the offical color of Ireland.

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Emma Stone Sci Fi Sexy Siren

29 year old Emma Stone, born and raised in Scottsdale, AZ, is our current SciFi sexy Siren for starring in the movies The Amazing Spiderman and its sequel, and of course playing zombie survivor Wichita in the classic film Zombieland.

Sidenote: Emma Stone is a natural blonde. She dyes her hair red for acting roles.

There you have it. Enjoy!

Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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Buns Bikini And Jeep

To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents Instagram star, Miss Tina Louise. Naturally, Ms. Louise has donned her St. Patricks Day bikini and of course her Irish Jeep Wrangler. (BTW, click her link for amazing photo's and entertainment)

The Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.

By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day. 

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Dominos Pizza

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Domino's Pizza with sausage.
LOCATION: Boardman Poland Road. Boardman, Ohio
A long time ago I used to order Domino's pizza frequently. At least several times per month. The pizza tasted good, the service was alright, and the price, acceptable.

Fast forward to January 2018. The pizza was placed in a sturdy protective box. And well, that is all I have to say about that. The taste was below average, the price was high, the service slow. And we are talking about a pizza here.

Pizza Hut and Pappa Johns is kicking your ass.

It will be a long time before I order Domino's again.

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Happy Halloween 2017

Happy Halloween to all the faithful readers of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I hope you enjoyed the bevy of beauties in our sexy Halloween costumes, our bumper crop of Halloween melons, humorous Halloween tales, haunted attractions critiques, and all other things Halloween. I truly appreciate your patronage and comments through all these years. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute team has decided to stick around awhile longer. Perhaps, just perhaps, like the picture above, we will be the sole surviving blog from the old Geocities, Xanga, Xoom, Live Journal, Usenet, Vox, Home Builders, Yahoo Groups, Modblog, Home hosted site on Go Daddy, Wordpress, assorted platforms I have forgotten about, and of course Blogspot. (All of which the Grassy Knoll Institute published an iteration of on said platforms)

I started the Grassy Knoll Institute in 1995 (22 years for those keeping score) as an entertaining way for my son (Lead Scientist) and myself to learn the art of HTML coding. It took hours to create the first page with many a trial and error until we finally pushed the published button and thePresident Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theory appeared on our Gateway 2000 computer.

To us, it has been a wild ride as millions of viewers have visited our little slice of oddity on the Internet. We hope we have entertained you throughout the years and hope to continue into the future. And.... My ABC Lost theory was correct by the way.....

Happy Halloween

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A Childs Nightmares

A Monster under the bed, in the closet, behind the door, in your mind. It must be Halloween time.

Happy Halloween

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Nerdy Melons Winner

No Halloween blog is complete without nerdy melons. And Laci is certainly that winner.
An Instagram sensation. Check out her link here LaciKaySomers

Happy Halloween

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