3/15/2017

Best Irish Bikini 2017


Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.


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3/13/2017

It Rains In Ireland - A Lot - Be Prepared

Be Prepared For Inclement Weather In Ireland
Planning a trip to Ireland. Let the Grassy Knoll Institute offer up a travel tip for you. Ireland has some very unique weather patterns. On any given day the morning may begin with sunshine and warmth but can change in an instant to rain and overcast skies. Be prepared for weather changes.

Visit Megan Thomas at her instagram page for more weather alerts and pictures.


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3/11/2017

Use Caution Asking For Irish Directions

Asking For Directions In Ireland.

If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.

Example:

A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"

Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"

The tourist says, "In the car!"

Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"

Happy St. Patricks Day


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3/09/2017

Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sci Fi Sexy Siren

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Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sexy Siren
You are in for a rare treat today Grassy Knoll Institute fans for we have a two category update for Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens and St. Patricks Day categories. (Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action if you know what I mean)

First for the St. Patricks Day category: Gorgeous 29 year old Karen Gillan is the very tall (5 foot 11 inches) winner of the sexiest redhead for 2017. The black leather catsuit and provocative pose helped things along quite nicely.

Secondly, Karen Killan lands a spot on the Sexy Sirens page for multiple reasons. Karen was the companion for several season on the hit BBC television series Doctor Who? As if that was not enough, Karen appeared in the movie remake, Jumanji, and starred in The Circle, Oculus, and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. She is also currently filming Avengers Infinity Wars.

Visit Karen Gillans Instagram Page for more info and pictures


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3/07/2017

How To Properly Speak With An Irish Accent

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Don't you just love the Irish and how and they speak. Especially the acent and the way words just roll off their tongue.
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.

It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all.

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked




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3/05/2017

With Great Boobs Comes Great Responsibility

Abigail Ratchford
So Gumby emails me about a dream he had the other night and requests that I post his dream sequence and for me to interpret just what the dream sequence meant.

In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.

Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.

My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.

You can find out more information and view Abigail Ratchfords Instagram Page Here

Happy St. Patricks Day!


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3/03/2017

Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today

The Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today!
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated  have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.

A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Happy St. Patricks Day Barbara!



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3/01/2017

McWhiskey - Irish Humor

An Irishman walks into a McDonalds fast food restaurant and goes to order at the counter.

The McDonalds employee greets him and asks, "May I take your order please?"

The Irishman says, "A whiskey please."

The McDonalds counter employee replies, "I am sorry sir, but this is a McDonalds!"

The Irishman ponders for a moment and replies back, "Okay, then may I have a McWhiskey please?"


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2/28/2017

Ober Gatlinburg Ski Mountain Coaster


When in Gatlinburg, you must take time to visit Ober Gatlinburgs Ski Mountain Coaster. You can access Ober via Ski Mountain Road with your car (Parking at the top is $5 dollars for all day) or you can take the Sky Tram ($15 per person) located on the Parkway.

The coaster is of course settled along the mountain. It is an easy walk to the ticket booth. The cost per ride is $15 dollars. Three rides (Same rider) is $36 dollars.

Cash and credit cards are accepted as payment.

Once paid, we walked through a small souvenir and snack shop and up the steps to the coaster. The lines were not long at all.

When it was our turn, we got into the sleds, strapped in, and waited for instructions from the employee working there. Instructions were printed on the walls on the side and in front. The employee simply reiterated the rules.

When given the signal, you press down on both handles of your sled and away you go.
Tip; On the trek up the mountain, you do not have to hold the handles down. Your sled is attached to a cable that pulls you to the top of the mountain.

The sled course winds slowly upward to the top, it takes about 5 minutes or so to get there. As the sled reaches the pinnacle a sign informs you to press both handles all the way down to allow the sled to go.

And wow do you go. The sled is attached to a steel rail system, and it cannot come detached from the rail. Seconds after you push the handles the hills become steep and the sled zooms around wicked turns and vicious curves. The coaster does have hills, but more like humps as it propels itself down the mountain slope.

I swear it feels like you are going 60 miles per hour but I think it is only 30 miler per hour or so.

At the end of the ride a sign informs you to slow down by lifting the handles slightly and you coast into the station. You unstrap and step out.

As you exit, you can purchase a picture taken of you during the coaster ride. Its $15 dollars but other sizes and packages are available.

Total ride time about 7 minutes. Total thrill time just under two minutes.

I rate this at 4.5-5 instead of 5-5 because of the cost. It like the hill, is steep. It would be nice if Ober could somehow incorporate this ride with the rest of the amusement area to make it more affordable. Ober offers an all day ride pass for the Chair lift, Alpine Sled, mirror maze, Blue Typhoon, and the other rides and attractions but you must pay seperately for the Ski Coaster.




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2/14/2017

Alice Eve Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Alice Eve, 34 years young actress was born in London, Englang. Eve is not just another pretty actress. She has a multitude of movies and series to her credit but we are interested in the Science Fiction and horror genre she has starred in.

Her feature roles include Men In Black 3 and Night At The Museum. The role she is most recognized is the portrayal of Doctor Carol Marcus in the rebooted Star Trek francise. She is the love interest of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness. (Thats Alice pictured debating with Kirk in a pivotal scene)

Alice Eve is also featured in a 2017 science fiction thriller titled Replica's. For more visit Alice's Instagram Page.

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