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| Bai Ling Star Wars Princess |
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Lurking On The Grassy Knoll
2/12/2008
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2/08/2008
Proof Of Second Shooter On The Grassy Knoll
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| Irrefutable Proof Of A Second Shooter |
A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone.
If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed it.
Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that a second assassin was lurking on the grassy knoll that fateful day in November 1963 and took aim at John Kennedy as he was riding in the motorcade and completed the assassination of our 35th president.
The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists can only speculate as to why the assassin came forward after 40 plus years of silence to confess assuming that perhaps this man (FBI handwriting experts have already determined that a man wrote this confession) is dying and wished to clear his conscious before he passed away.
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2/05/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Face Shield
No one can be 100% protected and secure from the evil race of aliens attempting to control ordinary citizens minds through telepathy. Thats why the Grassy Knoll Institutes team of rocket scientists have developed the Thought Screen Face Shield to compliment the thought screen helmet.
Up until today, the thought screen helmet was the only protection to prevent alien abduction and mind control. Now, the sleek light weight Thought Screen Face Shield is more added protection.
The Thought Screen Face Shield is constructed from durable lightweight polyurethane that contours to your facial features for a snug perfect fit. It is lined with a thin layer of velostat to block out a full frontal assault by thought controlling aliens giving you the freedom to go about your everyday chores and live a normal life.
Extensive testing proved when both are worn together, alien abductions dramatically decreased by over 95%. (Degree of accuracy scale is plus or minus 95%) With results like this, you cannot afford to be without one.
The Thought Screen Face Shield is proudly endorsed by:
The Phantom of the Opera
Freddy Kruger
Jason Verhooves
The Lone Ranger
Michael Myers
Spiderman
Batman
The Flash
The Green Lantern
Sold at reputable stores everywhere.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
2/03/2008
Sexy Catholic School Teacher
Now that the Super Bowl is over, (The New York Giants spoiled the perfect season of the New England Patriots by beating them 17-14 in one of the most entertaining games in the 42 year history) class is back in session for all the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists.
Todays lesson, of course, an oral exam. Hope everyone studied.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Aunt Mahalia' s Caramel Apple - Gatlinburg
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| Aunt Mahalia's Caramel Apple - Gatlinburg |
In a nutshell, this caramel apple was one of the best I ever ate. The Grassy Knoll Institute awards 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Aunt Mahalia's caramel apples with a deduction of one point for the price, $2.00, seriously, two bucks for an apple. I guess location, location, location, is the price increase.
1/28/2008
Missed It By That Much - TU24
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| Asteroid TU24 Missed By This Much |
Asteroid TU24 safely flew by the earth this morning at 12:33 Eastern standard Time and did not impact as was predicted by our esteemed Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists. (The scientist in charge was given 40 lashes, and not the Max-Factor mascara type, and immediately fired)
Scientist 86 discovered his data was flawed after he failed to convert the telemetry data of the asteroid from U. S. standard measurements to metric. Thus, the error was the exact distance, 334,000 miles that asteroid TU24 missed the earth by.
The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute guarantee's that each and every conspiracy theory served up is worth at least 99 cents, if not more. Critical math errors are not tolerated here. Apparently more overtime is necessary for the rocket scientists here.
Would you believe.....
1/27/2008
First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24
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| First Glimpse Of Asteroid TU24 To Slam Into Earth |
Asteroid TU24
As Monday rapidly approaches NASA has all their satellites trained on asteroid TU24 which is speeding towards earth on an direct impact course. The asteroid should hit the Southern hemisphere at 0500 GMT on Monday the 28th.
NASA through it's tracking satellites was able to capture this startling photograph of TU24 just as it swung around the moon heading towards earth.
God save us all.....
And for you atheists, you're up the creek without a paddle.
1/25/2008
Bantry Bay Irish Pub - New York Cheeseburger
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| Bantry Bay |
The Bantry Bay Bar is located just on the outskirts of Brooklyn, within walking distance of the Best Western hotel and since I was walking in blizzard conditions and I was hungry, Irish food it was.
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| The Sign On The Wall Said... |
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| Yes - I Said Cheese Balls |
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| Not The Cheeseburgers You're Looking For |
The cost for this meal was about $20 not including tip.
The Grassy Knoll Institute awards 1.25 shots out of 5 and does not recommend the Bantry Bay bar located in Brooklyn, New York.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Responses to “Bantry Bay Irish Bar”
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December 21, 2007 at 2:21 am eaah. I think I posted a comment to the other blog…Anyway. Do you know how I can put a mp3 into my posts?That cheeseburger looked good until I read that it sucked.
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GIDave said
Looks can be deceiving huh. What did it taste like? Just burned, or raunchy tasting.
Asteroid To Hit Earth 01/28/2008
It has been confirmed that an asteroid is on a collision course to impact Earth in the Southern hemisphere on Monday, January 28th at approximately 0500 GMT. This rogue (A large, destructive, and anomalous or unpredictable heavenly body operating outside normal or desirable controls) asteroid is the size of the Sears Building in Chicago and was just discovered by NASA as it entered our solar system when it changed course towards earth.
Up until Monday the 21st, NASA was tracking the asteroid (Named TU24) displaying it's trajectory course and danger level towards earth and the probability of an impact. Yesterday, all data relating to TU24, it's mass, size, trajectory course, time of impact, was deleted and erased from the website and in it's place was a sign stating that the asteroid had a zero percent chance of striking earth and the threat level was minimal at best. (On Monday, the odds were 50-50 chance and closing for an impact.)
The Grassy Knoll Institute understands how governments work in times of crisis especially when no solution is available such as an Armageddon sized asteroid that has the potential to end all life on the planet. The government institutes it's plausible deniabilty scenario preaching ignorance is bliss and seemingly everyone goes about their business. Except the heads of state.
Imagine if the government went public and broadcast to the world that an asteroid would impact the earth causing total devastation. The panic and chaos of the public would cause a complete breakdown of government as hysteria and looting would continue right up until impact. Hence, all information on asteroid TU24 has been deleted.
Starting this weekend, keep an eye on the movement of our public figures such as the president, vice president, key cabinet members and scientists from NASA. They will begin to disappear from the public eye as they quickly gather in underground bunkers to safely weather the impact.
It's the weekend, and the end of the world is coming on Monday. It's time to check your bucket list and get cracking.
Up until Monday the 21st, NASA was tracking the asteroid (Named TU24) displaying it's trajectory course and danger level towards earth and the probability of an impact. Yesterday, all data relating to TU24, it's mass, size, trajectory course, time of impact, was deleted and erased from the website and in it's place was a sign stating that the asteroid had a zero percent chance of striking earth and the threat level was minimal at best. (On Monday, the odds were 50-50 chance and closing for an impact.)
The Grassy Knoll Institute understands how governments work in times of crisis especially when no solution is available such as an Armageddon sized asteroid that has the potential to end all life on the planet. The government institutes it's plausible deniabilty scenario preaching ignorance is bliss and seemingly everyone goes about their business. Except the heads of state.
Imagine if the government went public and broadcast to the world that an asteroid would impact the earth causing total devastation. The panic and chaos of the public would cause a complete breakdown of government as hysteria and looting would continue right up until impact. Hence, all information on asteroid TU24 has been deleted.
Starting this weekend, keep an eye on the movement of our public figures such as the president, vice president, key cabinet members and scientists from NASA. They will begin to disappear from the public eye as they quickly gather in underground bunkers to safely weather the impact.
It's the weekend, and the end of the world is coming on Monday. It's time to check your bucket list and get cracking.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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Othepjavier said
Chica said
LOTGK said
Because the dollar bill says so.
LOTGK said
Steamed-Clams said
A man gave me a dollar bill on Nov 22 of this year.
Coincidence? I think not.
Not only did he surreptitiously slip it into my change real casual-like, but he also asked;
“Can I help you with anything else?”
He wants another job.
In fact, we should probably take him to a cave in Utah and hide him….far far away, for a long long time.
We must make sure he survives.
We must have proof for future generations that we did not invent him.
Without him, no one will believe such a man ever existed.
LOTGK said
Steamed-Clams said
Bush will be fine there.
LOTGK said
Chica said
Lori said
I hear they dont age down there as fast.. I got only a few good years left if I stay here.. but I could stay young and good looking for a lot longer if I go there.
And I am sick of spending my money on anti-wrinkle creams.
Working Overtime At The Grassy Knoll Institute | Going Like Sixty said
Anti-Christ said
Handwriting analysis on Oswald should prove that he wrote this on the dollar and that he acted alone in the murder of your Catholic president.
Repent is to late. Kick back and enjoy life instead.
LOTGK said
Good catch though.
Gentledove said
LOTGK said
Rumor has it that a rocket scientist working at the Grassy Knoll Institute penned the phrase on the note.
Hamster said
LOTGK said
Jim Porter said
Gumby said
LOTGK said
Jim Porter said
LOTGK said
Jim Porter said
LOTGK said
You need to stick with the 1% truth and expand on that.