Philadelphia Museum Of Art Logo

Right across the street of the Philadelphia Museum Of Art is a quaint little landing and gazebo overlooking the river. An old wooden fence guards against the danger of falling over the ledge and down the side of the ravine.As with almost all public places, etchings and carvings adorn the fence.

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Cadillac Ranch Logo

Well, there she sits buddy justa gleaming in the sun
There to greet a working man when his day is done
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack my aunt
I'm gonna take them down to the Cadillac Ranch

By Bruce Springsteen

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Scientists Create Life With Cloning Technique

American scientists, (Dr. Frankenstein) from the Institute for Biological Energy Alternatives, have created an artificial virus that has the ability to reproduce itself. The scientists named the new living virus, Phi-X174 bacteriophage.

This is a first for the scientific community where a virus was created from the ground floor up. What's even more astonishing is that the virus began to replicate itself almost immediately after it was created. (Sounds like the premise for a cheap horror movie but its true)

Genome mapping experts praised the virus creation as a stepping stone to human life creation. From this, the next step is the growing and cultivating of living human tissue and organs for people needing a transplant. From there, in a few more years, cloning a complete human being. One more step after that, Frankensteins monster, the complete cloning and replication of the entire body, mind, and spirit into a new fresh healthy body.

Sound monstrous? you bet it is. That is why this achievement has been swept under the proverbial carpet. The virus was created in 2003, and has been kept under wraps for fear of what this virus could do if perhaps it mutated and got out of control of the scientists. Since it is a new virus, there would be no immunity from the public meaning that if the virus turned lethal, millions of people would perish until a vaccine was developed to stop the rampage. Vaccine development of a synthetic virus would take months if not years to complete.

Angry lynch mobs are now forming in a city near you. The Grassy Knoll Institute will supply the townsfolk with all the torches they need to storm the castle.

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Paris Hilton Almost Nude

Location, Location, Location

Brought to you by the shameless Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to create brand recognition and promotion.

Paris Hilton wearing a Devo plastic hat and just about nothing else. Are we not men? We are Devo!

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Thought Screen Helmet Safe Sex

Alien Sexual Relations

Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question

Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil race of aliens attempting to control their minds through telepathy. Hence, they must wear thought screen helmets 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the only device known to mankind to prevent alien abduction.

This puts a serious damper on their sex lives.

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Arby's Giant Roast Beef Sandwich

Arbys Roast Beef Giant Size Sandwich

Arby's has many different varieties of it's roast beef sandwich. The line up includes the junior, the regular, the giant, and the big Montana. This is the "Giant" critique.

The deal was two giants for five dollars. I added an order of potato cakes to seal the deal. (And my arteries)

What you see is what you get. Standard fare, thin sliced roast beef haphazardly tossed and stacked on a flat sesame seed bun. I would guess it was about 30% larger than the regular roast beef.

The sandwich was as expected, tasted good for fast food, was hot, the bun not stale, and the beef not fatty. The potato cakes were hot, and not as greasy as usual.

At $2.50 per sandwich, you are better off with the regular size.

The Grassy Knoll Diner awards 2.75 shots out of 5 and recommends Arby's Giant roast beef sandwich for lunch or dinner.

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Thought Screen Helmet Death

On A Scale of 1 To 10

An evil alien race controlling local citizens minds through telepathy strike once again.

These two men barely had enough time to don their helmets before the aliens struck. Johnny, the man wearing the shiny metal thought screen helmet was quoted saying, "Thank god for the magical properties of velostat." (Velostat is a 3M fabric said to possess special magnetic properties that shield telepathic thought waves from aliens.)

Sadly, several seconds after this photo was taken, Johnny's head exploded from the pressure generated from the aliens attempting to penetrate Johnny's cranium.

The funeral is Saturday.

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Gemma Massey - Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Gemma Massey Halloween Trade show Model And Glamour Model

Gemma Massey hails from across the pond and is fast becoming an international fashion and print model. Gemma also works a variety of trade shows as a spokes model in the states including the National Halloween show in Chicago this year. This show allows Gemma to be featured on the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens sections. Gemma can be found at her
Twitter Account Here. Click the thumb nails below for the larger version.
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Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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Gatlinburg Aquarium Shark Tank

On a tip from a reliable source that Jimmy Hoffa's remains were buried under the Smoky Mountains Aquarium owned and operated by Ripley's, the Grassy Knoll Institute scientists immediately went there to investigate. We didn't find Hoffa, however, we snapped a few shots while inside the aquarium.

As you can see, the aquarium is huge. Sharks and other fish swim on the side and above you as you wind your way through the aquarium.

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