Its Clobbering Time

Its Clobbering Time

Doooh Head, defender of Canada and all that is good has his work cut out for him now that the United States has snubbed Canada concerning the Star Wars Missile Defense Shield. Of course, as he and his counterpart say, "Its clobbering time"

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Real Reason Modblog Is Offline

Real Reason Modblog Service Is Offline So Often

Just as the Grassy Knoll Institute suspected, Modblog's downtime woes can be easily rectified. Apparetly the extension cord leading from Gormans house connecting Modblog to the Internet kept coming unplugged. Several feet of duct tape and a deskmod upgrade and all is well again in modblog land.

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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich

Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.

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Iceberg That Sank Titanic Located

Titanic Iceberg Located

Iceberg That Sank Luxury Liner Titanic In 1912 Found
While on a routine patrol in the atlantic ocean, the USS Grassy Knoll navy explorer located the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

The Navy ship was mapping icebergs as they made their slow migration into shipping lanes making them dangerous to older ships not equipped with modern sonar and technology. One of the Ensigns on watch spotted a rusty looking object jutting out from one of the icebergs. The ship moved in as close as it could and then Navy Seals were sent in recovery rafts to inspect and retrieve the metal object.

It was flown to Patterson Air Force base and Navy forensics experts determined it was a sheered off piece of the outer hull plating of the ill fated maiden voyage of the Titanic.

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LOTGK Gets Walk Of Fame Star

I'm famous

LOTGK Gets Star On Famous Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Startling news out of Hollywood today as the famous Blogger Magnate LOTGK received a lifetime achievement star of fame. As usual, Patrick, the editor of LOTGK missed the event. He was later found in New York City having a sandwich at the Stage Deli.

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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed

Moomin Got Tongue

Bitzkys Secret Revealed

A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.

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Benthere And Hubby Revealed

Modblog Benthere

Modblogs Very Own BenThere and Hubby Revealed

After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.

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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom

The Clay Aiken Bunch

Clay Aiken, runner up to last years American Idol fame has parlayed his fame into a starring role in a new upcoming FOX Network sitcom. It is loosely based on the 1970's hit The Brady Bunch.

The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.

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