3/31/2005

Benthere And Hubby Revealed

Modblog Benthere
Modblogs Very Own BenThere and Hubby Revealed

After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.




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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom

The Clay Aiken Bunch
Clay Aiken, runner up to last years American Idol fame has parlayed his fame into a starring role in a new upcoming FOX Network sitcom. It is loosely based on the 1970's hit The Brady Bunch.

The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.


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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Car Pool
Ted Kennedy Ready To Car Pool tired of all the bad publicity he is receiving lately, tries to swing the momentum the other way and forms a Capital Hill Designated Driver program for secretaries that work on the hill.

Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.


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History Goddess Located

History Goddess Located
Modblogs Very own History Goddess Revealed.
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....

She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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President Bush Pisses Off Canada

President George Bush Pissed At Canada
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Union and Canada will slap an extra 15-percent duty on a range of U.S. agricultural and other exports in a dispute over payments to U.S. companies that Washington says were hurt by dumping, EU and Canadian officials said on Thursday.

George W. Bush simply had this to say......


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Michael Jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse

Michael jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse
Hollywood, California: As the Jackson case gets into the meat of evidence, Jacksons team of lawyers brought in outstanding character witnesses to testify to help bolster the case.
Maybe these people weren't the ones to ask.....


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Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch For Sale

Michael Jackson Neverland Rance Property Up For Sale

Michael Jackson Puts Neverland Ranch Up For Sale

In a desperate attempt to raise money for his escalating legal fee's, Michael Jackson has put his beloved Neverland Ranch up for sale. His extravagant lifestyle has left him all but broke and with the high priced lawyers he is retaining sucking him dry, (A sort of reversal) he must begin liquidating his assets.
And he had so many fondle memories there.


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3/10/2005

Handels Homemade Butter Pecan Ice Cream

Handels Butter Pecan
Handels Butter Pecan
Handels Butter Pecan Ice Cream

Handels Ice cream located at 3931 Handel's Court
Youngstown, OH 44511
(330) 788-0356
has been around longer than me, and I'm 45 years old.
They have many flavors, some I cannot even pronounce but the best flavor they make is of course butter pecan. The recipe calls for plenty of pecans, not just a few for decoration, but plenty for texture, and crunchy taste. The ice cream itself was smooth, creamy, just perfect. The cost was $2.50 per pint, which was well worth it.
For the best tasting, best quality ice cream, the Grassy Knoll highly recommends Handels of Youngstown and gives 5 out of 5 stars.


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