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10/21/2007
Tracy Dali - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
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New Generation Stealth Jet
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| New Generation Stealth Tech |
The Stealth Bomber made its debut in 1981 after years of denial that it existed by the United States Government. The Stealth project was such a closely guarded secret that only a handful of people knew of it’s entire capabilities.
As flight tests of the Stealth began at Area 51, the supposedly secret base hidden in the Nevada desert, UFO sightings began to increase in not only that region, but in others as well. Until the Stealth debuted, the popular explanation was UFO’s. Now that the Stealth is common knowledge, many of the UFO sightings were explained away as people actually spotting the Stealth on one of its many secret flights. Or, maybe that’s what the Government wants the public to believe. But that’s another conspiracy theory that the Grassy Knoll Institute won’t get into right now.
With the extremely successful Stealth bomber and fighter jets at the ripe old age of 24 years, the Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered the next generation of the Stealth Jet. The past 20 plus years of new design and technology has been outfitted to the new stealth and is now close to it's immediate parent of the space ship that crashed at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
There are two types of new generation Stealth planes being tested at Area 51. One is the logical next step to the original stealth with vast improvements to engine design and output, with increased payload capacity, longer mission range, more nimble manueverability, and speeds upwards to Mach 10. This is the stealth plane that will eventually be debuted in an upcoming war or border skirmish. It will have the look and feel of the atypical stealth, (single wing, charcoal in color, hidden engines) but with the added bonus features and additions of light refracting prisms that will make the stealth undetectable to the human eye as well as the most sophisicated radar detection devices. Rumor has it that the new Stealth jet will be flown by remote control eliminating any possible harm to the pilot in combat missions.
The second type is a radical new design plane that has the appearance of a flying black triangle. The new stealth is rumored to be able to escape the boundaries of Earths atmosphere and operate in space better than our current space shuttle. The design is attracting many UFO sightings as eyewitnesses describe giant black triangles appearing in the night sky, hovering quietly, and then speeding out of sight in the blink of an eye. Many feel that most of the so-called alien triangle ship sightings can be attributed to the new generation USAF Stealth plane. The power plant of this stealth is the first of it's kind using nuclear power as it's fuel giving the plane unlimited range inside earths atmosphere or in the cold vastness of space. The need to stop and refuel is now nonexistent and only the limitations of the pilot will ground the plane.
The speed of the new stealth is almost unlimited in space. By utilizing it's sleek triangle plane design the stealth has zero drag enabling the plane to resist heat and friction as it accelerates past speeds we could only once imagine. With it's unlimited power supply, the new stealth will pioneer the beginning of the next step of space exploration. The new stealth will be able to rocket to the moon and back in just under a day. A manned Mars exploration will now be possible with the new stealth reaching the red planet in mere weeks.
A new dawn in mankind exploration has begun with the new millennium and by the end of the zero decade, manned flights to Mars and beyond will be a common occurrence.
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St. George And The Dragon
St George And Saddam’s Secret Treasure
A little lesson is mythology. The story of St. George and the Dragon is our Grassy Knoll Institute conspiracy this week. In modern daytime, we can call this story President George and the Saddam. Of course, President Bush is St. George and Saddam Hueissen is the dragon. To familiarize ourselves about the story, the fire-breathing dragon was a cunning beast that possessed the gift of flight and the ability to project immense fire from its mouth. More often than not, the dragon was depicted as guarding a priceless treasure in an isolated area.
The dragon ruthlessly guarded the treasure from all seekers and defended its treasure to its last breath. The dragon doesn't actually know or how to use the treasure but simply guards it waiting for the next hero to attempt. The myth goes that one day St. George rescues a princess held captive by a dragon and in doing so, slays the dragon in a desperate vicious battle.
So, how does all this refer to a UFO downed in Iraq? Don’t worry; the Grassy Knoll Institute is getting to that part. Jump to modern time. Bush, (St. George) and Saddam, (Dragon) were locked in a key deadly showdown on weapons of mass destruction. Bush knew Saddam would not surrender his treasure, the so-called 93-mile plus missiles and chemical warfare plants without a fight. One does not have to be an FBI profiler to predict the outcome of this scenario. All one has to do is look back at mythology and the dragon story. St. George will rescue the fair young maiden and rid the world of the evil dragon once and for all. And they lived happily ever after.
End of story right? Not on the Grassy Knoll Institute its not. The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered evidence that a UFO crash landed hundreds of years ago in the desert, which is now Iraq. Saddam has recovered the wreckage and his team of scientists has been studying the ship and its technology but to no avail. The United States government knows this and wants to lay claim to the alien technology much like they have done since 1947 when an alien craft crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
Since then, clandestine government organizations have been reverse engineering alien technology unlocking more and more secrets that the alien craft had long held secret.
The United States government is hoping that by studying the Iraqi craft they can better understand the damaged portions of their own craft and by piecing together both crafts, build an actual working model and possibly pilot a new prototype plane or space exploration vehicle. Not to mention the weapons capacity that are surely on board both crafts.
Let us not forget the inventions harvested so far from the Roswell crash in 1947. Fiber optics, the ability to transmit billions of bits of information in nanoseconds over thousands of miles. Fiber optic cables are hundreds of times more efficient than standard copper cable, many times thinner, and delivers a superior quality picture and sound when decoded.
Stealth technology now makes our jet fighters invisible to radar so they can safely hone in on their target and strike and return safely to base without the enemy knowing where the planes were. Another major by-product from the Roswell crash was the microprocessor.
Once computers were as big as office rooms, needing massive amounts of power for computing. Along came the microprocessor and computers have shrunk in size to an almost unbelievable small size and while they shrank in appearance, the power of the computer had increased several thousand percent and is ever increasing in leaps and bounds each and every year.
1948 began the cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union. Just two years before, they were allies winning World War II bringing peace to the planet. The question to be asked here is why so sudden that both governments became unfriendly? Was it because the Soviets knew of the Roswell crash?
Did they also track via radar this vehicle streaking across the sky at a speed faster than any American or Russian plane? Were the Russians asking the tough questions that the Americans did not want to answer? This brings us to the brink of cold war once again. Will George the Dragon Slayer Bush continue to press Iraq under the guise of war in his search for alien technology? Or, will the Dragon Saddam keep his treasure cleverly hidden in hopes of some day acquiring the knowledge to reverse engineer his own alien crashed vehicle and unlock his own technological inventions.
One only need look at history to see the outcome of this scenario. St. George always rescues the damsel in distress and slays the dragon.
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10/20/2007
Who Stole President Kennedys Brain
Whatever happened To JFK’s brain and body?
Forty one years ago JFK was assassinated by who some believe was a lone gunman by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald. Patrons of the Grassy Knoll know otherwise. The Grassy Knoll Institute will now offer up and expose yet another startling conspiracy theory about Camelot and our 35th President of the United States.
Forty one years ago JFK was assassinated by who some believe was a lone gunman by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald. Patrons of the Grassy Knoll know otherwise. The Grassy Knoll Institute will now offer up and expose yet another startling conspiracy theory about Camelot and our 35th President of the United States.
As the Limo whisked away on that fateful November day in Texas with Jackie trying to hold her husbands brain in his head as best she could, an elaborate conspiracy and cover up was underway. The military took possession of JFK’s body immediately after arriving at the hospital and his body was not seen again. The autopsy photo’s showed extension damage to his throat and head that clearly shot holes in the lone gunman theory for there were several wound entry points from the back and from the front. Oswald could only hit the target from the rear.
Jackie boarded Air Force One and watched and witnessed then Vice President LBJ sworn in as the 36th President. Several days later a Nation wept as they watched the funeral procession of our fallen President. Oswald would also be forever silenced by Jack Ruby.
Camelot was dead never to rise again……Or was it?
The military had to act quickly. Kennedy’s brain would soon be inoperable and time was of the essence if they were to pull this cover up off.
Does this sound to far fetched, even for the Grassy Knoll Institute? Are we talking about a modern day Frankenstein? We could be. Technology is available today for cloning, not just wheat grain or corn, or even animals like Dolly the sheep, but also humans. Wait a minute though, we’re talking about 1963 when cloning was a mere figment of the imagination. No way did the Government have the scientific capability to perform such a procedure of creating a complete human clone including one’s essence.
That’s where a little town of Roswell comes in. An alien aircraft crashed landed back in 1947. Everyone knows that story of aliens crashing in the desert and the military covering up and squelching all data and information before to much could be leaked out. But of course there is more to the story. Scientists discovered how these aliens were able to span the great distances of space and the years of travel needed just to get from one galaxy to another. Scientists unlocked that secret by studying the crafts flight logs, journals and computer system. They found that the aliens used cloning to replicate themselves while on their extended journeys. Their technique was so complete it was impossible to tell the difference between clones in appearance and intellect.
The cloning technique not only cloned the body, but mind and spirit as well. The true essence of the person. When the aliens aged in space flight, they simply cloned themselves instead of breeding.
With this knowledge and technology, even in 1963, scientists could have sampled DNA from JFK’s brain and body and actually cloned JFK. Now, 41 years later and maybe, just maybe, a new Democratic contender with a striking resemblance to a former President may come into the limelight…….
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Lochness Monster Surfaces
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| Lochness Monster Surfaces |
LochNess Monster Surfaces
Exciting news out of the Grassy Knoll Institute today. As you are reading this, top secret film footage with audio of the legendary Loch Ness Monster is being rushed to the secret lair of the Grassy Knoll Institute Laboratories.
Upon delivery, the Grassy Knoll Institute will work diligently in developing and studying the film to bring you the footage before any other news source can. This process should take several days. Please check back soon to see the footage.
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Roswell Crash
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At the turn of the 20th century, the United States was in the golden age of industrial technology and wonder. Steam turbine engines were all the rage enabling machines to work harder and faster. It was also the dawn of the horseless carriage with Henry Ford forging the way with his Model "T" automobile and his unique assembly line production of the vehicle.
Several years later, the Wright brothers took flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina and humankind had thought they had reached their zenith of technology. Medicine however, was still in the dark ages with crude surgical tools and pot luck diagnosis.
As the 20th century advanced, improvements on the automobile, airplane, and medicine were slow and painstaking. Until that is, that fateful night, in the summer of 1947, when an alien spacecraft crash landed on Dan Wilmot's farm in Roswell, New Mexico. Major Marcel headed up the investigation and subsequent coverup as what the military found was a crashed vehicle from another world. An official Unidentified Flying Object.
Of course there were many eye witnesses that called the police, newspaper, and radio stations to report what they had seen and heard. The military wanted to keep a lid on this event and needed a cover story. The following scenario was a simple stroke of genius by the military. They decided to let the stories run wild of little green men from Mars crash landing in New Mexico. With each and every new story, the tales became bigger and bigger, and more outlandish. Even the local newspaper printed articles of the military capturing a flying saucer from another planet. The seeds were now planted.
The military being pressed for answers held a news conference and explained matter-of-factly that the people of Roswell were becoming paranoid thinking that they saw strange lights in the sky, or worse, alien space crafts circling the town and surrounding mountains. Major Marcel told the press that what the townsfolk actually saw was a military weather balloon that had malfunctioned and crashed on Dan Wilmot's farm.
Marcel held up and put on display the remains from the wreckage. Some tin foil, cables, wires, a torn silver balloon, and some junk switches and gadgets were shown. He convinced the townsfolk that in fact it was a simple crash of a malfunctioning weather balloon doing routine surveys.
The military held its collective breath. Days past. Interest waned. The news stories slowed and finally stopped coming in. The military exhaled. The town went back to normal. And the Military pulled off a huge coverup and began one of the longest ongoing conspiracies in the United States today.
The technology mined from the alien crashed ship has bolstered the United States military might of the United States and it continues today as we understand more of the technology left behind.
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Area 51 At Night
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| Area 51 Activity At Night Time |
Area 51! The most talked about so-called secret military base in the United States. Area 51 has been made famous in many movies, magazines, and discussions. For years, there has been wild speculation if the base really does exist in a secluded area in the Nevada desert and exactly what type of operations are being conducted there.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has obtained through very secretive channels, proof that Area 51 does exist and that experimental spacecraft testing is the norm at Area 51. The Grassy Knoll Institute refutes the Governments statement that Area 51 doesn't exist and is a figment of the publics imagination.
Fact is, however, is that most of our technological advancements can be attributed to the research from top scientists working day and night in seclusion at Area 51. The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that the Alien Spacecraft that crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico in the mid 1940's was transported to area 51 in the secrecy of night and the wreckage was studied and analyzed. From the wreckage, scientists were able to reverse engineer and salvage many of the ships components and to repair and replicate the ships devices.
Coincidence perhaps that right after the Roswell crash that the United States began the development stage of it's prototype flying wing bomber plane. The same bomber plane that in the early 1980's was unveiled as the only plane with stealth capabilities. It is now commonly known as the Stealth Bomber. No enemy radar can see the B1 bomber, nor hear it as it passes overhead enabling it of dropping it's payload and fly to safety and never be in harms way from enemy anti aircraft. The Stealth bomber is indeed a very sophisticated jet and the United States relies on it's unique capabilities in times of war.
What makes this jet different than other jets is not just it's design, but it's exterior skeleton and power plant. To avoid radar, the Stealth has no true right angles that radar would be able to track. The exterior is unlike all other aircraft where it has radar absorbing material that also acts as a light refractor making it even difficult to see by the naked eye when in flight.
Even the engines have exhaust ports to lower the heat exchange and emissions so infrared sensors cannot detect the engines heat and also makes them run more quiet..
The Grassy Knoll Institute feels that many so called UFO sightings are in fact experimental aircraft seen maneuvering in the sky like no other aircraft ever before. Hence, one would believe it could only be a UFO.
Other amazing aircraft born from the Roswell crash is the Harrier Jump Jet. This jet has the ability to hover, much like a UFO when spotted in the sky. It does not need a runway to take off and performs supersonic missions with fantastic precision. The space shuttle and the new generation XJ shuttle are also directly related to Area 51 and the Alien crash. Heat absorbing tiles were designed to deflect the heat caused by entering the Earth's atmosphere to keep the shuttle's outer metal body from melting and breaking up during re-entry. Engineering genius, or perhaps just remanufacturing of the alien space craft outer skin.
But enough about aircraft. Let's look at some very simple inventions, such as Teflon developed at Area 51. It's a no stick substance that holds up to extreme temperatures. Today it's used on many frying pans in kitchens. Could a more potent Teflon formula be used for space travel making the ship glide through space with less effort and also keeping the interior cool with it's heat reflecting qualities?
We haven't even talked about laser technology. A ray of light able to transmit billions of bits of information in a nano second. The computer age was born at Area 51 by studying the systems in the alien craft. At first, it took scientists months to understand the pathways and then years to build a computer. The size of the computer was huge, about the size of a house and it's capabilities were very limited but the technology was there and in a little over 50 years, computers are now a way of life.
Medical science has also reaped great benefits from Area 51. We are finally unlocking the mystery of man and his DNA make up. From there, we will be able to understand how our body reacts and will be able to lengthen our lives and cure diseases.
It is no wonder that Area 51 is still closely guarded with warning signs to unwelcome visitors that stumble to close to the secrets still yet uncovered.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/19/2007
Nostradamus And Osama Bin Laden
Nostradamus And His Osama Bin Laden Prophecy
Century IX, Quatrain 62
The king will want to enter the new city,
they will come to subdue it through it's enemies.
A captive, falsely faced to speak and act.
The king to be outside he will stay far from the enemy.
they will come to subdue it through it's enemies.
A captive, falsely faced to speak and act.
The king to be outside he will stay far from the enemy.
The new city is the key to this quatrain. Nostradamus often mentions the new city and it is always in the context of the new world in the future.
In the first line, it says the king will enter the new city to subdue his enemies. Bin Laden sent his operatives to New York City.
The second line explains the ruse of Bin Ladens men operating covertly or falsely faced to speak. These men led normal lives until that fateful day of September 11th.
The last line describes Bin Laden outside of the law, out of the United States reach. Bin laden will stay in hiding keeping far away from his enemy. But, Nostradamus may mean that Bin Laden is dead, having died in the United States air assault raids against Bin Laden. He may be lying beneath rumble and stone never to be found.
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Time Travel Theory
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| Einsteins Theory Of Relativity |
I'll be with you in a minute.
Is time travel possible? Most websites with the heading of time travel begins with such theories of absolute space, exotic material, gravitational wave, quantum gravity and mechanics, singularities, worm holes, and time machines. Instead, as usual, we at the Grassy Knoll Institute are taking the road least traveled. In fact, a road never before taken. You see, all the debates are about theorems and their possibilities. The Grassy Knoll Institute is going to put the theorems to action and see where and when they take us.
To achieve time travel, one has to manipulate Einsteins theory of relativity. First, we need to construct a ship that will enable us to put the theory of relativity to the test. Some envision a time machine like the H.G. Wells version of an easy chair with bells, lights, and whistles on it. Good for the movies, not practical for real life.
Instead, we need a space vehicle able to withstand massive amounts of force with an inexhaustible fuel source. Nuclear power is already available, just not permissible with so many variables such as a crash landing, technical difficulties at take-off, theft of a nuclear powered ship, transport of the ship, and many other variables. The capability is there however, and if the ship design could be mapped out, the power source would soon follow. So, we have the engine power. Now we need the design.
Keeping in mind Einstein's equation of E=MC2, knowing that as you approach the speed of light, your mass increases making it more difficult to maintain your speed. The more you increase your speed, the heavier your ship becomes thus using more of the ships energy to maintain its speed.
How do we get around this? We need to get simplistic here. One theory is to use an egg shape design for the ship with the ability for the contents to shift back and forth much like the yolk of an egg. With this design, we can utilize the slingshot effect to achieve the force to exceed the speed of light and to achieve time travel.
Here is the scenario, the egg shaped ship approaches the speed of light using its nuclear reactor engines. As the ship increases in speed, mass at the front of the ship begins to increase. Using the properties of the egg design, the weight of the ship much like a yolk of an egg is shifted to the rear making the front of the ship lighter. The front of the ship is now out of the laws of Einstein as it becomes lighter instead of heavier and faster as the front exceeds the speed of light. As the front of the ship exceeds the speed of light, it would pull the rest of the ship right along until the entire ship is exceeding the speed of light and the ship and it's crew are now time travelers.
Simple.......
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Antarctica Rising
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| Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets |
Antarctica has become a hotbed of activity as of late with wild speculation and government cover ups. Most rumors involve the ozone layer being vastly depleted and the melting of its glaciers and ice shelf and how it affects the future of the world's climate. Some rumors however, are more outlandish like the most recent rumor involving pope John Paul the second.
Apparently, several weeks before his death, pope John Paul II hastily dispatched a team of religious inspectors to Antarctica to supervise and investigate the strange happenings on the northern coast of the continent. The pope did not believe the story of the American government that they were trying to salvage a Mars probe that crashed landed there. The pope felt that they had discovered an archeological finding with significant religious importance. As the American government does so well, they whipped up a hoax to fuel the fire about a website researching and finding proof of the existence of the lost continent Atlantis.
All conspiracies and cover ups need a good back story to shift interest away from the actual events taking place. This was a perfect ruse.Enough about the hoax. The story was right about the pope dispatching a team of inspectors, but it wasn't on the northern coast but in fact to Wilkes Land, a United States military base where the so-called dig was taking place. It's not about Atlantis, but a far more deep cutting event that the United States is trying to keep under wraps for fear that if the truth does get out, mass hysteria and panic may occur.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has had its own team of scientists on Wilkes Land for several months now and after an intensive investigation, is now prepared to shock the world with the revelation that it is not the Mars probe that was uncovered, or proof of the lost world of Atlantis, but a 2000 year old spacecraft buried beneath 2 miles of the frozen surface. The craft is perfectly preserved. Sonar pictures estimated the size at almost 100 yards in circumference.
More incredulous than the craft is that a dozen frozen bodies have been found in pristine condition inside the craft. The bitter cold has kept them almost perfected preserved.
After months of drilling and excavating, a team reached the entrance and discovered 12 crewmen. Remarkably, they all appeared to be human. DNA tests were conducted to verify if they were human. Shockingly, all 12 bodies found were of alien origin.
The Grassy Knoll Institute now understands the religious ramifications and why the pope dispatched his team. Carbon dating has the craft dated at 2000 years old. Also found were ancient texts that described the Christ crucifixion and a sort of journal, or captains log explaining why it was time to leave. The Vatican knows that if this story and pictures of the crewmen ever gets out, religion as we know it will be forever changed.
Photographs have been taken but are being withheld from the public eye causing more speculation that one of the bodies had injuries and wounds consistent of being tortured but no indications of wounds on the hands or feet as of yet.
The Grassy Knoll Institute will keep you updated as more news and information becomes available.
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Kristanna Loken - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
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| Kristanna Loken Sexy Terminator |
Sci-Fi Sexy Siren Kristanna Loken
Kristanna Loken, beautiful blond bombshell is the next Sexy Siren to explode on the screen. Tonight she debuts on the Sci-Fi channel as Painkiller Jane, a black leather clad babe who cannot be killed working for an ultra secret government agency. Kristanna Loken is 27 years young and 5' 11" inches tall and seems the perfect fit for painkiller Jane as she was for Terminator 3, Rise Of The Machines. Sexy, strong, and scary all at the same time. Here is her photo gallery.
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Managing Venial And Mortal Sins
How To Manage Venial And Mortal Sins
From the dawn of the 1960's to the 7th year of the third Millennium. My, my, my, how times have changed. Especially the Catholic faith.
I learned a lot about my religion while growing up Catholic in the 1960's. From the Nuns that taught and sometimes fought the students to the priests that looked more like Dracula than your ordinary Padre. One of the most important lessons was the topic of sin. Mortal and Venial sins to be exact and how they affected our souls and the consequences we would have to accept if we were so unlucky to die carrying a mortal sin on our souls.
I present to you the whirlwind tour of the Catholic faith as taught to me in the 1960's by some pretty mean and intimidating nuns.There are two types of sin. Venial sin and Mortal sin. Yea, there is the original sin we are all born with but basically, there are only two.
A Venial sin is an offense against God that will not hinder your chances of getting into Heaven when you die. An example is:
Mother: Patrick, did you break our neighbors basement window?
Patrick: No mother, it wasn't me. It was Jack who broke the window.
A Mortal Sin is more serious and thus certain conditions must apply for a mortal sin to be committed. Three conditions need to be present. They are, The sin must be deliberate, with full knowledge that it is wrong, and it must be a grave matter. An example is:
Prosecutor: And I will show that the defendant willfully, knowingly, with premeditation, murdered the victim.
Patrick: No, it wasn't me. It was Jack who did it.
With this knowledge, you are now ready to understand the Catholic psyche and all our idiosyncrasies.
I was taught that divorce was a mortal sin and if you got a divorce you would go straight to hell. No passing go, no collecting $200.00. Unless you were the winning spouse in divorce court. Apparently, half of the population is destined for hell for the big D reason alone. Some say marriage was hell on Earth so what could the devil really do to you?
I was taught that babies that died before they were baptized went to a place called Limbo. Parishioners than had to go to church and pray for their lost souls and offer up indulgences to help the babies get to heaven.
I was taught that if you had a mortal sin on your soul and you died you went straight to hell. No questions asked. That was a heavy responsibility as a child. Knowing that you had your soul's fate in your hands, I made damn sure that I looked both ways when crossing the street so I wouldn't wind up in hell holding a mortal sin getting creamed by a car.
I was taught that intercourse was strictly for procreation. Any other reason and you went right to the hot spot. And I don't mean the G spot.
I was taught that premarital sex was a mortal sin and if you participated in this heinous mortal sin then you would go straight to hell when you die.
I was taught that people who had venial sins on their soul when they died went to purgatory, a sort of waylay station to heaven. These people would have to stay there until enough people prayed for them or offered indulgences (otherwise known as money in an envelope) to help these poor saps get into the kingdom of heaven.
I was also taught that you could begin paying off your purgatory time while still on Earth. Not by prayer, but by an extra envelope in the Sunday collection plate. The more money, the less time in Purgatory. Sort of like paying off a retirement home mortgage.
I was taught that you couldn't eat for at least an hour before you accepted holy communion. Then they changed it. I guess I missed that amendment of the bible. Sounds awfully like the old standard wait an hour after you eat to go back into the swimming pool.
I was taught that God was everywhere, knew everything, was all powerful, and all loving. But damn, don't question the nuns about it.
I was taught that my confirmation was me standing up as an adult and accepting Christ as my God.
I was taught by the nuns that we all had a guardian angel that looked after us and reported back to God and the nuns when we did bad things. One day, the nuns even told us to introduce ourselves to our guardian angel. We all looked to our right and said hello to our guardian angel. Expecting an answer, the class all continued to stare to the right in hopes of hearing a return greeting. All except Angelo who sat in the back. He was already carrying on a conversation with his guardian angel like he was an old friend. (Yes, the same Angelo that got stung by all the bee's)
I was taught that if I asked questions about bible stories such as Adam and Eve and Noah's Ark, I would get whisked down to the principals office in a heartbeat. When the nuns did not have an answer, you were in big trouble for it made it seem that the nuns didn't know everything there was to know about the Catholic religion.
I was taught that God was three people, God the father, the son, and the holy ghost. The holy ghost got updated to holy spirit around 7th grade. I asked if God was three people before he sent his son Jesus to earth to save our souls. I was whisked off to the principals office.
I was taught that Catholics could only marry other Catholics. If you married outside of the church, it was a mortal sin giving you a red eye ticket to hell, and you were excommunicated from the church meaning you could no longer receive the holy sacraments. (Many of my neighbors and friends were destined for hell for sure on this one.)
I was taught that an angel came to Mary and Joseph and told them that they were going to have the Christ child. They were not married to one another. That line of questioning earmarked another trip to the principals office for me.
I was taught that going to confession and telling the priest your sins and then saying a few Hail Mary's and Our Fathers and our soul would be set free and clear. Now if we died, we would go straight to heaven. This is why most Catholic children did most of their sinning on Friday knowing full well that on Saturday we would be whisked off to confession to get a new clean slate. I figured that I could take the chance of several mortal sins and a full line of venial sins for a day or two. Again, just keep the ever watchful eye out when crossing the street.
I was taught that it was your obligation to go to mass every Sunday. Then it was changed to Saturday afternoon as long as it was after 4PM. I missed that amendment to the bible as well. If you didn't make it to church, you would receive a mortal sin.
For us Catholics, God works in mysterious ways indeed.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/18/2007
Tyra Banks - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
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| Tyra Banks Sexy Sci-Fi Super Model |
Tyra finds herself on Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens for her role in the Halloween horror movie, Halloween Resurrection from 2002. Tyra Banks played Nora Winston.
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Apollo Moon Hoax
The 60's. A very turbulent time in our history. President Kennedy was assassinated. His brother Bobby killed while campaigning for the presidency. Martin Luther King shot to death at a rally. The height of the Vietnam war, Woodstock. The Cuban Missile Crisis. Peace, Love, and rock and roll. The Cold War. And a race to land a man on the moon between the Soviets and the United States. A race fueled by a pledge from JFK to land a man on the moon by the turn of the decade. In July of 1969, the United States had won the space race and Neil Armstrong took that one long leap for mankind.
Or did he?......Was the moon landing and Apollo program a mass Government conspiracy to fool the American public and the world to prove that American technology and know how was second to none?
The Grassy Knoll Institute thinks not....Sure we all saw the FOX special on TV and were led to believe that the entire moon landing was done on a giant set created with the lavishness of Hollywood. The set was supposedly located somewhere in Nevada and the astronauts were shuttled in and out on a daily basis while they practiced their lines and routines. So, here we are, all the hoopla of the media talking of the Apollo launch and that Americans will be the first to reach the moon, and not one photo was taken of the astronauts on the shuttle bus going to and fro to the moon set? Not once has anyone of the thousands of people involved produced hard evidence of the hoax? Not one of the hundreds of officials has come clean and announced it was a hoax? Never once were any photos of the studio stage ever published. Why? Because there are none.
Moving on to the photos on the moon. The conspiracy theorists say they were doctored. This Photo shows the flag in the foreground, an astronaut saluting in the back, and the LEM lander. But where are the stars? There are no stars in the sky. Why? Well, any photographer will tell you that pointing the lens towards the sun blocks out the back ground and any stars would be to dim to show up against the suns contrast.
This Photo begs the question, what are those two bright light blobs on the left? Are they spotlights to illuminate the landscape to get better pictures? Again, any photographer will tell you that all photos are never perfect and that at times, imperfections occur. Sometimes the film gets over exposed, and splotches appear on the film. Take a look at your own family album and I'm sure you will find several over exposed photos.
This Photo shows that the photographer was above their target. Was he on a platform high above to get a good shot? Of course not. The moons surface is not flat. There are hills and peaks and crevices on the moon. You can see that the subject astronaut is standing in a depression and that the astronaut taking the photo was simply standing on a higher surface plane.
Let us also realize that these men were astronauts, not photographers, and also had a very cumbersome space suit to deal with when snapping pictures. Not every photo will come out perfect. Some should be out of focus, overexposed, and cropped badly.
In closing, not a single shred of hard evidence has ever been disclosed. Ever. Not one interview or press announcement by NASA or the Government.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that Neil Armstrong really did fly to the moon in the Apollo space rocket and that he did take that historic step on the moon in 1969.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
10/17/2007
Scarlett Johansson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren
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| Scarlett Johansson Best Breasts In Hollywood |
Scarlett Johansson, at just the age of 22, has become a major player in Hollywood wielding formidable power and clout. She has no less than 6 movies in play and production for 2007 along with her new movie "The Black Dahlia" out today. Scarlett also starred in The Island, Lost In Translation, and Eight legged Freaks to name just several of her movie appearances.
Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.
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Pope To Reveal 3rd Fatima Secret
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| Third Fatima Secret To Be Revealed |
Third Fatima Secret Set To Be Revealed
In the year 1917, The Blessed Virgin Mary, appeared six times to three shepherd children known as the Three Seers in the town of Fatima, Portugal. The Blessed Virgin told the children that She had been sent by God with a message for every man, woman and child living in our century.
The Blessed Virgin Mary revealed three secrets of the world to the children. The Secrets are actually three parts of one entire secret of which two parts have been publicly revealed already.
The first part of the Secret was a terrible vision of hell and contained an urgent plea from The Blessed Virgin for acts of prayer and sacrifice to save souls. The second part of the Secret specifically prophesied World War II.
The last part known as the "Third Secret" has not yet been revealed to the public. It was however written down by Lucy Dos Santos, the last living Fatima seer, in 1944 and has been in the possession of each Pope since 1957.
What is the third secret and what does it have to do with the current Pope? The answer is..... everything.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned the contents of the final secret and its ramifications to the world. The secret begins by revealing that the day of judgement is at hand. The secret continues warning that if mankind has not learned from the horrors of the Second World War to live in peace and harmony than God will come like a thief in the night and end the world.
The secret also speaks of the date when this will all come about. Many bible scholars will refute this date by saying the book of Revelations has said that no man knows of the exact day of Armageddon. However, the secret does not reveal the exact date keeping with the book of Revelations yet still specifies the beginning of the end.
The Fatima secret reveals the date as three years after the first Pope elected in the new Millennium. With Pope John Paul II very ill currently, one can only wonder if the Pope is trying to survive long enough to end the Fatima prophecy. If the Pope cannot somehow rally mankind to live in unison and peace and harmony in his lifetime, then we all need to get our houses in order.
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Extinction Size Armageddon Asteroid
Armageddon Asteroids "Best Kept Secret"
Is there an Extinction size Armageddon type asteroids floating out in our solar system just waiting to destroy the earth as we know it? Does our government know about it and why aren't they informing the public? These are frightening questions when the answers are revealed.
We have all seen the movies where an asteroid is detected in deep space and is on a trajectory course to hit earth and the governments of the world pull together and formulate a grandiose plan to save the planet and mankind. They somehow manage to collect a handful of vagabonds that have unique skills and are crucial and essential to the success of the plan and the future of our planet. These people are tossed together, trained for a no return mission, and sent off into space armed with some techno gadget nuclear bomb designed to split the asteroid in turn making it just missing the earth. Of course, this being Hollywood, several things go drastically wrong. Several people sacrifice their lives for the planet but finally the mission is completed and they land with a hero’s welcome waiting for them all.
But this ain't Hollywood folks. In all reality, humankind does not have the technology or machinery to deflect an Armageddon size asteroid. Our missiles do not have the range for deep space detonation needed to safely vaporize the asteroid high up in orbit. Nor do we have any conventional type weapons that would destroy an asteroid or alter its course. In fact, there is really little that could be done at this time. NASA and the government know this. They don't want you to know it.
Recently, a scientific survey was conducted on Armageddon type asteroid collisions by the United States Government and the resulting plan of action agreed upon was "Secrecy" if an asteroid were on course to collide with Earth. Since nothing could be done to avoid or destroy such a collision, it was determined that it would be best not to tell the public anything. If the government couldn't get any positive spin and no way to avoid global panic, the government would use the age old stand by policy that ignorance is bliss. Why issue the warning if nothing can be done about the impending danger?
What does NASA and our government know about Armageddon type impacts? NASA reports that it has been mapping the skies for the last 25 years looking for rogue comets and asteroids on a collision course with earth. So far, NASA says that they have found absolutely zero evidence of any such type asteroids or comets in our solar system in the Armageddon category and that the public should not worry about such things. Yet, just as recent as 2003, an asteroid several miles wide that would be deemed an Armageddon type passed between the earth and the moon. In cosmic terms, the asteroid missed the earth or the moon by an inch.
In fact, deep space reports are now being published that on average, 10 asteroids come close to the earth each and every year. One day, cosmic forces will alter the course of one of these rogue asteroids and send it on a collision course towards earth.
Ignorance is bliss…
LURKING, HELP ME OBI WAN, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Subliminal Messages
Subliminal Messages
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Pttery amzanig huh?
Pretty amazing little experiment in reading comprehension. Our Government understands this concept of subliminal conditioning as they have been practicing this craft since the late 1940's. Since then, with fine tuning, and more advanced technology, the Government has mastered subliminal messages to the extent that they can make you feel, see, hear, and believe what they want.
Subliminal messages were born from scientific testing the 1950's big screen "Drive In" movie theaters where images of popcorn and soft drinks were flashed onto the screen during the movie to make you feel hungry and thirsty. Today, the media machine spoon feeds us everything we see, watch, hear, and read. It tells us exactly what to do, when to do it, and for how long. The media machine will even tell us who to vote for in the 2008 November presidential election.
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks what better way to keep us citizens in line?
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Pttery amzanig huh?
Pretty amazing little experiment in reading comprehension. Our Government understands this concept of subliminal conditioning as they have been practicing this craft since the late 1940's. Since then, with fine tuning, and more advanced technology, the Government has mastered subliminal messages to the extent that they can make you feel, see, hear, and believe what they want.
Subliminal messages were born from scientific testing the 1950's big screen "Drive In" movie theaters where images of popcorn and soft drinks were flashed onto the screen during the movie to make you feel hungry and thirsty. Today, the media machine spoon feeds us everything we see, watch, hear, and read. It tells us exactly what to do, when to do it, and for how long. The media machine will even tell us who to vote for in the 2008 November presidential election.
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks what better way to keep us citizens in line?
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Noahs Ark And The C.I.A.
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| Noah's Ark Secret Resting Place Revealed |
The C.I.A. Is Interested In The Final Resting Place Of Noah’s Ark?
There is a mountain covered with snow in Eastern Turkey. The mountain is fifty one hundred meters above sea level, which is actually not the highest mountain range when compared to Tibet’s mountains that are eight thousand meters high. However, it has been the most famous mountain of the planet for the past several thousand years. The mountain is Ararat. The final resting place of the fabled Noah's Ark.
It has been rumored that beginning in the 1940s, the CIA has been keenly interested in Mount Ararat and have been collecting evidence and data on an object hidden in an ice grave on Ararat’s slope. Researchers of Noah’s Ark said that the CIA archives contained numerous classified photo and filmed documents. Some mysterious sources reported that “a secret expedition was organized to Turkey” by the US Government. There is no doubt that if the CIA actually did happen to discover remains of the ancient huge vessel, it would certainly be the most important scientific and archeological discovery of the century. However, it is not clear yet why the remains of Noah's Ark could interest the C.I.A. so much.
The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered startling evidence that the Ark is in fact an ancient Unidentified Flying Object. At this discovery, the C.I.A. initiated an immediate cover-up to protect the alien technology found still intact on the Ark. The Ark, during the cover of darkness, was airlifted by helicopter from the mountain and flown to the infamous Area 51 in Nevada where it still sits in pieces as every inch has been inspected to unlock the secrets of it's technology.
Extensive tests were conducted on the Ark and some very peculiar oddities on the shape and design of the Ark were discovered. As recorded in the bible, the Ark was an immense vessel measuring close to the size of a current Navy Aircraft Carrier but much wider. Almost three times wider. The bible also said the Ark was constructed of wood and that it had multiple levels to house the animals in an organized manner.
This has been confirmed as the wood on the Ark was in heavy decay when first brought in to the military hanger. But the bible left something out. They left out the part that the Ark also had an inner hull and shell made of an unknown metal that has no weld seams or blemishes, even to this day. This would make the Ark quite buoyant enabling it to withstand the roughest of sea's including tidal waves and hurricanes. The vessel also has multiple levels with built in cages with an elaborate drain and air filtering design.
Also found in the Ark is a device believed to be some sort of replicating device that would recycle waste and raw materials and convert it into fresh water and animal food. This device would enable the crew to stock the vessel with supplies and not worry about depleting their resources. If this device can be fully understood, it would give new meaning to the recycling programs in this country. Not to mention water purification centers.
Religious implications that will change the teachings of the bible have also been found inside the Ark. A captains journal, Noah's journal, has been found inside the living quarters of the Ark. The journal describes the bible story of the great flood. It begins much like the bible's version with Noah being told by God about a great flood and that the people and animals of the Earth would perish. It was written that the flood would be so great and immense that it would cover the world for 40 days. So far so good.
The next part is where the bible and Noah's journal part ways. Noah explains in detail that the visitors from the sky had come to help Noah and his family survive. The visitors told Noah of a great fire that was heading toward the earth and when it landed, it would cause a tidal wave that would cover and destroy the world. They would help build him a great Ark so Noah and his family could survive.
Noah was instructed to collect as many farm animals as he could so that they could repopulate the world when the waters subsided. Noah made sure that he had plenty of male and females of each species. Noah worked hand in hand with the visitors for many days until finally the Ark was completed. The visitors then told Noah and his family to enter the Ark and seal it and not to open it until the Visitors came back.
The visitors told Noah that after the flood waters receded, the earth would not look like it did. The fire from the sky along with the waters on the earth would change the landscape forever. Noah and his family would not recognize the world as they knew it. But the visitors would help them in the quest to build a new beginning.
Pretty nice and tidy little ending isn't it? Not to the Grassy Knoll Institute it isn't! Continuing in Noah's journal, he spoke of another sun that appeared in the sky and was getting larger every day. This other sun was actually an asteroid on a collision course with earth.
The aliens, or visitors, knew that the asteroid was to large and that it would destroy the earth and all the living things on it. Having pity on the humans, they decided to help a select few survive. They decided to take Noah and his family with them since their planet would be laid to waste after the asteroid impact. Safe and sound in their sealed up Ark, the alien spacecraft lifted the Ark from the ground and placed it into the cargo hold where they would spend their journey tending the flocks of animals and preparing for a new day and a new world.
The aliens flew at light speed and traveled for over a months time, approximately 40 days and arrived in a very quiet solar system where the third planet from the sun could sustain the life of their passengers. The aliens inspected and surveyed the world and deemed it fit and safe so they informed Noah that the waters were receding and in a day or two, they would be able to spot land.
The aliens then placed the Ark in the sea several miles from shore and told Noah to blow the hatch and to wait for the waters to recede and then embark on his new journey. The sea tides slowly drifted the Ark to shore and Noah's family walked again on dry land. The first humans on the new planet. Planet Earth. Noah thanked the visitors and a new religion began which has continued to this day.
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Ham said
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Danny said
Mr Kennedy was definately murdered by a”self-serving coalition”,we may never know who for sure so lets leave it at that…
LOTGK said
Perhaps you didn’t read the title of this blog either.
It is the home of the 99 cent conspiracy.
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