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What Lies Beneath A Nuns Robe

Father O'Malleys Prayers Have Been Answered

What really lies beneath a nuns black robe.And you thought I was crazy for pulling the habit off my first grade teacher, sister Ann Teresa.

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The Women of Star Trek

Sexy Women Of Star Trek

Star Trek, a science fiction cult phenomenon TV show created by Gene Roddenberry first aired in 1966 which spawned many blockbuster movies and spin-off TV series since. From Star Trek, to The Next Generation, to Deep Space 9, to Voyager, to finally back to Enterprise, a sort of prequel to where it all began.

Along with the Earthlings of the future battling aliens and solving the problems of the Universe, there was always one constant on Star Trek. Thats right. Women. Beautiful women. This is a tribute to the beautiful women with lead roles in all the series.

Nurse Chapel

Nurse Chapel. Original series. Gene Roddenberry's wife, Nurse Chapel had the hots for Spock, the half human, half vulcan Commander. She had her chance a few times with Spock, but never quite brought the romance to fruition. She also had a recurring role on TNG as a betazoid queen and was also the voice of the computer in all following series.

Lt. Uhura

Lt. Uhura, Communications officer. Original series. Uhura made Television history with Captain Kirk with the first interracial kiss as both were being controlled by aliens with telpathic powers. No one messed with Uhura, she would lull you off guard with her singing and then cut you up with her knives.

Yeoman Rand

Yeoman Rand. Original series. Captain Kirk's sexy blonde eye candy. Yeoman Rand was put into several dire situations. Her most famous episode was when the crew contracted a deadly aging disease and she had to cope with Kirk aging rapidly and finding out that the disease had infected her as well.

Dr. Beverly Crusher

Moving to the spinoff series, The Next Generation, Beverly Crusher, the ships chief medical officer, has a history with Captaqin Picard and several episodes elude to their steamy past. Her son Wesley is apparently the most gifted man in the universe.

Deanna Troi

Deanna Troi, half Betazoid, half Human ship counselor. The Next Generation. She used her telepathic powers to aid Captain Picard in alien negotiations and to sense fear and danger. Was romantically linked to Worf, the Klingon warrior, and to Commander Will Riker.

Tasha Yar

Tasha Yar. The Next Generation. The tough, blonde, rebel with a past security chief. She was killed off by an alien resembling an oil slick. She later appeared as a cloned Romulan and also in an alter universe episode. And she had sexual relations with Commander Data, the human android.

Major Kira Nerys

Major Kira Nerys. Deep Space 9. Former member of the Bajoran underground and now Captain Cisco's right hand woman. Romantically linked to Odo, the shape shifting head of security on the space station.

Jadzia Dax

Jadzia Dax. Deep Space 9. Jadzia was a Trill, a species that had a symbiotic relationship with a worm like being. Dax was well over 300 years old, and was transplanted in many hosts, both male and female. She was romantically linked to the stations doctor, Julian.

Ezri Dax

Ezri Dax. Deep Space 9. After Jadzia Dax was murdered, the Trill host, or symbiot survived and needed to be transplanted into a Trill host or also face death. Ezri, the young ambitious officer, never wanted to be joined with the Trill, but was the only host. She continued the rest of the series as a very confused, yet sexy Star Fleet officer.

Captain Janeway

Captain Janeway. Voyager. Janeway, a seasoned captain is marooned in the Delta quadrant 75 years away from home. Her ship and crew must face terrible challenges alone. Janeway was romantically linked to Chakota, Commander and former leader of a rogue faction called the Marquee.

B'Lanna Torres

B'Lanna Torres. Voyager. The half Klingon, half Human chief engineer of Voyager. Also a rebel Marquee fighter, and was romantically linked to both Chakota and ended up marrying Tom Paris, the crack pilot of Voyager.

Kes Voyager

Kes. Voyager. Kes was a two year old Okampan alien from the Delta Quadrant. Her life span was 9 years and was romantically linked to the Talaxian Neelix, the holographic doctor, and to Tom Paris. She left the show in grand style saving the crew from the Borg and propelling them 20 years closer to home.

Seven Of Nine

Seven Of Nine. Voyager. Seven was assimilated by the Borg as a young girl and was finally freed by the crew of Voyager 20 years later. Even though she carries some remnant Borg hardware on her face and body, Seven emulated sexuality. She was romantically linked to Tom Paris and the holographic doctor.

Hoshi Sato

Hoshi Sato. Enterprise. Hoshi was a skilled linguist and accepted Captain Archers request to become communications officer for the first Warp 5 space ship. Her character never had a chance to develop any personal relationships but the best guess would be Malcolm, Tactical officer.

T'Pol Of Vulcan

T'Pol of Vulcan. Enterprise. T'Pol, the 66 year old Vulcan science officer was forced by the Vulcan high command to help the humans in their quest for space exploration. T'Pol made Star Trek history by having the first nude love scene with Trip, chief engineer.


There you have it. The sexiest women of Star Trek. All 15 of them.

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Grace Park - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Grace Park Sexy Cylon Sharon Boomer Valerii

Grace Park, Battlestar Galactica's Sexy Siren

Grace Park portrays Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii, a soldier with a secret on the Sci-Fi channel series, Battlestar Galactica. Sharon is also a Cylon, an enemy to the human race, and there are many copies of her.

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Hooters Of Las Vegas

Dave and I stopped at Hooters, a quaint little restaurant at the old San Remo hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yes, of course the waitresses were good looking, we're at Hooters for God's sake.

The first we did, other than checking out the scenery, was to peruse the menu. They were already at our table. The menu had a pretty good selection of entree's but being at Hooters, I knew what I wanted.

Yes, Hooters famous wings with BBQ sauce. it was a very good portion, and the wings were just hot enough, not flaming hot, just spicey enough.

The main course was a bacon cheeseburger with french fries. The burger was hot and juicy and cooked to my specifiacations. The bacon was crisp. The fries were plentiful with a little seasoning on them.

The service was good and the order was correct. The waitress was nice and courteous.

The Grassy Knoll Institute gives 4.5 out of 5 shots and recommends Hooters of Las Vegas for dinner.

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Tracy Dali - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Tracy Dali Halloween Trade Show Model

Tracy Dali, veteran of many Sci-Fi B movies becomes the next Sci-Fi Sexy Siren of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Tracy is also a model at many conventions and trade shows. Our particular favorite is the Halloween and Party Show held in Chicago every March. Enjoy the photo's. Tracy Dali's web site can be found at Tracy Dali Home Page

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Kristanna Loken - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Kristanna Loken Sexy Terminator

Sci-Fi Sexy Siren Kristanna Loken

Kristanna Loken, beautiful blond bombshell is the next Sexy Siren to explode on the screen. Tonight she debuts on the Sci-Fi channel as Painkiller Jane, a black leather clad babe who cannot be killed working for an ultra secret government agency. Kristanna Loken is 27 years young and 5' 11" inches tall and seems the perfect fit for painkiller Jane as she was for Terminator 3, Rise Of The Machines. Sexy, strong, and scary all at the same time. Here is her photo gallery.

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Tyra Banks - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Tyra Banks Sexy Sci-Fi Super Model

Tyra Banks, one of the original super models and star of her own daytime TV talk show is our next sexy siren of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Make sure to click the thumbnail to view the larger picture.

Tyra finds herself on Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens for her role in the Halloween horror movie, Halloween Resurrection from 2002. Tyra Banks played Nora Winston.

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Scarlett Johansson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Scarlett Johansson Best Breasts In Hollywood

Scarlett Johansson, Sexy Siren

Scarlett Johansson, at just the age of 22, has become a major player in Hollywood wielding formidable power and clout. She has no less than 6 movies in play and production for 2007 along with her new movie "The Black Dahlia" out today. Scarlett also starred in The Island, Lost In Translation, and Eight legged Freaks to name just several of her movie appearances.

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Tricia Helfer - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Tricia Helfer Sexy Cylon From Battlestar Galactica

Tricia Helfer, Star of the Sci-Fi channel hit series Battlestar Galactica. Tricia plays a sexy Cylon, a ruthless race of robots created by man long ago. Over time, the Cylons evolved to look more human. Soon after that, they implemented their plan to destroy the human race by infiltrating the human population with gorgeous Cylon babes.

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Nikki Ziering - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Nikki Ziering Sexy Fembot

Grassy Knoll Institute Presents Nikki Ziering, Sexy Siren

Nikki Ziering gained fame as a Playboy model, one of Bob Barkers Beauties, and as a favorite blond model on the Howard Stern radio show.
She was also the star of the lingerie bowl during super bowl Sunday halftime. Not to mention as the stripper police woman in the movie "American Pie 3." Nikki Ziering is the poor mans Pamela Anderson.

Nikki Ziering lands on the Sexy Sci-Fi Sirens page for her science Fiction portrayal as a blond henchwoman in Austin Powers, Gold Member.

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Jolene Blalock - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Jolene Blalock Sexiest Vulcan On Star Trek

Get A Peak Under Subcommander T'Pol's Uniform

In honor of Gene Roddenberry's Sci-Fi saga Star Trek "Enterprise," the last of the popular Star Trek series, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents the sexy Vulcan T'Pol, played by Jolene Blalock, the 66 year old Vulcan vixen just ripe to enter Pon Far.

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Jessica Simpson - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Jessica Tuna Smartest Tuna In Sci-Fi

Jessica Simpson - Hot Tuna

Jessica Simpson, star of her own Reality TV show, "Newlyweds" as camera's follow her and Nick Lachey, Jessica's Husband, around as they go about their everyday Hollywood life. In Reality, Jessica has filed for divorce from Nick, starred as Daisy Dukes in the remake of "The Dukes Of Hazzard," and has just signed to play CJ Parker, the Pam Anderson character on the popular 1990's series "Baywatch."

Just a year before, Jessica was famous only for her pop albums and for having "Jessica" moments on her TV show. "Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?" Since then, Jessica has err, blossomed into an acting career. Jessica lands on the Sexy Sci-Fi Sirens page for her Science Fiction portrayal of Miranda Evans, in the 2003 series, Twilight Zone, episode 38, "The Collection."

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Krista Allen - Sci-Fi Sexy Siren

Krista Allen X-Files Jade Blue Afterglow

Krista Allen - Sitting Pretty

Grassy Knoll Institute presents Krista Allen, sexy siren.
Krista Allen is the newest Sci-Fi Sexy Siren of the Grassy Knoll Institute. Krista was Billy Reed on the soap opera, One life To Live for several years as the love interest of Bo Brady and was also in danger from the notorious bad man Victor.

Krista found her way onto the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens page for her starring role as Emmanuelle from "Emmanuelle In Space," a soft core porn Cinemax After Dark series where an alien race contacts Emmanuelle to teach them the art of seduction and love. Plenty of nudity, very cheesy special effects, but it had Krista Allen in it.

Krista was also portrayed Jade Blue Afterglow, a sexy virtual reality character in the top rated X-Files series.

Oh, and she was also the girl in the elevator in the Jim Carrey movie, "Liar Liar." She was the one with the best Boobs.

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Slainte O Dhia Duit

Sexy Irish Lass Dressed Up For St. Patricks Day

In Ireland, there was an old drinking tradition at the local pubs. When several men entered the pub to drink, it was often the custom for them to go into a snug. (The back room) They never stood at the bar counter. Each of the men would strike three hearty blows on the counter to summon the barmaid. When the barmaid entered the room, she would be ordered to bring the men a pink of whiskey. She would return with a jug and only one glass.

The man who ordered and paid for the whiskey would stand up, pour a drink, hand the glass to the man nearest to him, and then say, "Here's health!" and to which the first man might reply back, "God grant you health!" In Gaelic, that toast is written, (Slainte O Dhia Duit) The men would repeat this process until all the men had a round or two or three.

Slainte O Dhia Duit and Happy St. Patrick's Day from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Dinner At Hooters Las Vegas

Dave and I decided that after a hard day of work in Las Vegas we would have a relaxing dinner at a quaint restaurant. We chose Hooters instead. Our waitress was Sandy, and she was casually sitting waiting to serve us.

After we were seated, Sandy got up, fixed her uniform and came over to our table and took our order. I started with the chicken strips with BBQ sauce and for the main entree, a bacon cheeseburger with fries.

As we waited for our meals to be cooked and prepared, Sandy stayed close leaning on the bar counter smiling seductively at us every now and again and made sure our drinks were always full.

Finally, Dave and I finished our dinner. We thanked Sandy for the wonderful service and meals. Sandy smiled and said it was her pleasure and turned around to assist another customer who arrived for dinner. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute rates Hooters of Las Vegas a definite 5 out of 5 shots. Sorry, I FN forgot to take any pictures of the food.

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Grassy Knoll Institute St. Patricks Day Waitress

Sexiest St. Patricks Day Barmaid

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a happy and safe St. Patrick's Day. May all your waitresses today be as lovely as the one above. Now, that's an Irish blessing.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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