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| Be Prepared For Inclement Weather In Ireland |
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Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts
3/13/2017
It Rains In Ireland - A Lot - Be Prepared
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3/11/2017
Use Caution Asking For Irish Directions
If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.
Example:
A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"
Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"
The tourist says, "In the car!"
Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"
Happy St. Patricks Day
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3/09/2017
Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sci Fi Sexy Siren
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| Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sexy Siren |
First for the St. Patricks Day category: Gorgeous 29 year old Karen Gillan is the very tall (5 foot 11 inches) winner of the sexiest redhead for 2017. The black leather catsuit and provocative pose helped things along quite nicely.
Secondly, Karen Killan lands a spot on the Sexy Sirens page for multiple reasons. Karen was the companion for several season on the hit BBC television series Doctor Who? As if that was not enough, Karen appeared in the movie remake, Jumanji, and starred in The Circle, Oculus, and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. She is also currently filming Avengers Infinity Wars.
Visit Karen Gillans Instagram Page for more info and pictures
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Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.
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3/07/2017
How To Properly Speak With An Irish Accent
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.
It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all.
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
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3/05/2017
With Great Boobs Comes Great Responsibility
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| Abigail Ratchford |
In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.
Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.
My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.
You can find out more information and view Abigail Ratchfords Instagram Page Here
Happy St. Patricks Day!
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3/03/2017
Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.
A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.
Happy St. Patricks Day Barbara!
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3/01/2017
McWhiskey - Irish Humor
The McDonalds employee greets him and asks, "May I take your order please?"
The Irishman says, "A whiskey please."
The McDonalds counter employee replies, "I am sorry sir, but this is a McDonalds!"
The Irishman ponders for a moment and replies back, "Okay, then may I have a McWhiskey please?"
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3/17/2016
Happy Saint Patricks Day 2016
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| Jessa Hinton |
Happy St. Patricks Day!
Tell me Jessa Hinton is not the spittin image of the St. Patricks Day Icon. It appears as if she were the model for the icon.
Anyway, please be safe today and drink responsibly.
You can find more of Jessa Hinton at Jessa Hinton Instagram
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3/16/2016
Upscale Irish Pub Restroom
You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.
St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.
Happy St. Patricks Day!
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3/15/2016
Rub For Luck On Saint Patricks Day
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| Like Rubbing The Buddha |
If ye be feelin frisky and full of the whiskey, have a go and follow the above instructions. May the luck of the Irish be with you. (You are going to need it!)
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3/14/2016
Irish Yoga Training
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| Irish Yoga |
Don't wind up like the trio above. Start
Happy St. Patricks Day!
3/09/2016
Irish Parents
A sure fire way to know you were brought up by Irish parents:
Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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3/03/2016
The Irish Are Famous For Their Humor
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| Temple Bar- Dublin Ireland |
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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3/17/2014
Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day
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| Sexy Irish Barmaid |
The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.
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How The Irish Play Golf
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| How The Irish Play Golf |
Most people playing golf enjoy the relaxation of the sport, being one with nature, walking on a vast sprawling landscape of neatly manicured grass. To compete with not only your opponent, but yourself. Hitting that perfect drive. Sinking that long putt,
How very Zen like....
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| Forty Four D... |
No mulligans for you.
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Best End Of The Rainbow Ever
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| Best End Of The Rainbow Ever |
Ever....
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3/15/2014
Irish Flu Shots
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| Irish Flu Shots |
On the other side of the pond, Ireland handles healthcare with a more hands on approach. One example is the flu shot. We wait in a long line, get uncerimoniously jabbed in the arm while listening to nurse Ratchet yelling out "Next" while the needle is still in your arm.
In Ireland, the flu shot is available at your local Pub for a small fee of $1.49 with a chaser of Guinness.
Luck of the Irish indeed.
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3/11/2014
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
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| When Irish Eyes Are Smiling |
In the lilt of Irish laughter, you can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy, all the world seems bright and gay,
And When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling was penned by Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr. and the Music was composed by Ernest Ball in 1912. The same year the Titanic maid its fatefull maiden voyage.
Although the song was written and composed by American citizens, (All three men were born in the United States) this song was a tribute to Ireland and its people.
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling is one of the most popular songs ever written today. It has been heard in many Irish movies and is the anthem for St. patricks Day coming up March 17th.
My advice, come march 17th, wow your friends and learn more than one verse of the song.
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3/07/2014
An Irish Fist Fight
Paddy O'Brien walks into a his favorite pub looking like he'd just been in a mighty brawl.
Paddys arm is in a sling. His nose is broken.
His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
The bartender Shamus pours Paddy a Guinness and asks Paddy, "What the devil happened to you?"
Paddy exclaims, "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight."
Shamus is stunned telling Paddy, "That wee little of a man, O'Conner!" "He could not have done that to you. He must have had something in his hand."
Paddy looked up from his Guinness and says, "That he did." A shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it."
The bartender asked, "Well," did you not defended yourself then? Did you not have something in your hand?"
Paddy sais, "That I did Shamus. That I did!" I had Mrs. O'Conner's breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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Paddys arm is in a sling. His nose is broken.
His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
The bartender Shamus pours Paddy a Guinness and asks Paddy, "What the devil happened to you?"
Paddy exclaims, "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight."
Shamus is stunned telling Paddy, "That wee little of a man, O'Conner!" "He could not have done that to you. He must have had something in his hand."
Paddy looked up from his Guinness and says, "That he did." A shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it."
The bartender asked, "Well," did you not defended yourself then? Did you not have something in your hand?"
Paddy sais, "That I did Shamus. That I did!" I had Mrs. O'Conner's breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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3/06/2014
Zombie Fortress In Ireland
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| Irelands Zombie Fortress |
When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, (And it certainly will) this particular real estate is the perfect Zombie fortress. The sea-stack once supported life as an expedition found remnants of a hut, tools, and walls. Some simple supplies to stock the stack beforehand will allow your team to live Zombie free for a long time. When supplies do run out, using pulley ropes to lower yourself down to sea level, you can return to the mainland to reload supplies.
Even if your fortress is found out by zombies or humans, the sea-stack is easily defended. Zombies cannot climb and any people wanting to loot your possessions will find it impossible to gain access.
I'm forulating my survival supply list now.
1- Guinness beer.
2- Soda bread.
3- Irish stew.
4- Irish whiskey.
5- More Guinness beer.
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