Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STP. Show all posts
3/16/2016
Upscale Irish Pub Restroom
You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.
St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.
Happy St. Patricks Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/15/2016
Rub For Luck On Saint Patricks Day
3/14/2016
Irish Yoga Training
Irish Yoga |
Don't wind up like the trio above. Start
Happy St. Patricks Day!
3/09/2016
Irish Parents
A sure fire way to know you were brought up by Irish parents:
Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/03/2016
The Irish Are Famous For Their Humor
Temple Bar- Dublin Ireland |
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2014
Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day
Sexy Irish Barmaid |
The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
How The Irish Play Golf
How The Irish Play Golf |
Most people playing golf enjoy the relaxation of the sport, being one with nature, walking on a vast sprawling landscape of neatly manicured grass. To compete with not only your opponent, but yourself. Hitting that perfect drive. Sinking that long putt,
How very Zen like....
Forty Four D... |
No mulligans for you.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Best End Of The Rainbow Ever
Best End Of The Rainbow Ever |
Ever....
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/15/2014
Irish Flu Shots
Irish Flu Shots |
On the other side of the pond, Ireland handles healthcare with a more hands on approach. One example is the flu shot. We wait in a long line, get uncerimoniously jabbed in the arm while listening to nurse Ratchet yelling out "Next" while the needle is still in your arm.
In Ireland, the flu shot is available at your local Pub for a small fee of $1.49 with a chaser of Guinness.
Luck of the Irish indeed.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/11/2014
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling |
In the lilt of Irish laughter, you can hear the angels sing.
When Irish hearts are happy, all the world seems bright and gay,
And When Irish Eyes Are Smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling was penned by Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr. and the Music was composed by Ernest Ball in 1912. The same year the Titanic maid its fatefull maiden voyage.
Although the song was written and composed by American citizens, (All three men were born in the United States) this song was a tribute to Ireland and its people.
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling is one of the most popular songs ever written today. It has been heard in many Irish movies and is the anthem for St. patricks Day coming up March 17th.
My advice, come march 17th, wow your friends and learn more than one verse of the song.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/07/2014
An Irish Fist Fight
Paddy O'Brien walks into a his favorite pub looking like he'd just been in a mighty brawl.
Paddys arm is in a sling. His nose is broken.
His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
The bartender Shamus pours Paddy a Guinness and asks Paddy, "What the devil happened to you?"
Paddy exclaims, "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight."
Shamus is stunned telling Paddy, "That wee little of a man, O'Conner!" "He could not have done that to you. He must have had something in his hand."
Paddy looked up from his Guinness and says, "That he did." A shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it."
The bartender asked, "Well," did you not defended yourself then? Did you not have something in your hand?"
Paddy sais, "That I did Shamus. That I did!" I had Mrs. O'Conner's breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Paddys arm is in a sling. His nose is broken.
His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
The bartender Shamus pours Paddy a Guinness and asks Paddy, "What the devil happened to you?"
Paddy exclaims, "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight."
Shamus is stunned telling Paddy, "That wee little of a man, O'Conner!" "He could not have done that to you. He must have had something in his hand."
Paddy looked up from his Guinness and says, "That he did." A shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it."
The bartender asked, "Well," did you not defended yourself then? Did you not have something in your hand?"
Paddy sais, "That I did Shamus. That I did!" I had Mrs. O'Conner's breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/06/2014
Zombie Fortress In Ireland
Irelands Zombie Fortress |
When the Zombie apocalypse occurs, (And it certainly will) this particular real estate is the perfect Zombie fortress. The sea-stack once supported life as an expedition found remnants of a hut, tools, and walls. Some simple supplies to stock the stack beforehand will allow your team to live Zombie free for a long time. When supplies do run out, using pulley ropes to lower yourself down to sea level, you can return to the mainland to reload supplies.
Even if your fortress is found out by zombies or humans, the sea-stack is easily defended. Zombies cannot climb and any people wanting to loot your possessions will find it impossible to gain access.
I'm forulating my survival supply list now.
1- Guinness beer.
2- Soda bread.
3- Irish stew.
4- Irish whiskey.
5- More Guinness beer.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/05/2014
How To Properly Wear Your Irish Green Bikini
With St. Patricks day just a few days away, many women are writing in to the Grassy Knoll Institute for advice on how to properly wear an Irish green bikini. We kindly obliged.
The video above featuring Caitlin O'Connor wearing a Beach Bunny bikini is all the advice and help you will need.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/04/2014
Irish Mental Hospital
As we all know, Ireland has very good medical care including facilities for the mentally challenged.
Just the other day I found myself in the fine city of Dublin walking through the quaint streets and avenues. I came across a mental institution. As I continued to walk past the facility I noticed that many patients were out on the lawn enjoying the mild weather.
All of a sudden I heard the patients start to shout the number 13 over and over again. 13...13...13... Intrigued and being a bit of a busy body I stopped to investigate. However the picket fence surrounding the facility was to high for me to see over. Looking at the fence I spied a small gap in the wood allowing me to bend down and peer through.
Just as soon as I had myself positioned to see, I was poked in the eye with a stick from the other side of the fence. As I was getting up off the ground I heard them all yelling 14... 14... 14...
Luckily there was a eye care center next door. It was doing a brisk business. I took a number, it was 13.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Just the other day I found myself in the fine city of Dublin walking through the quaint streets and avenues. I came across a mental institution. As I continued to walk past the facility I noticed that many patients were out on the lawn enjoying the mild weather.
All of a sudden I heard the patients start to shout the number 13 over and over again. 13...13...13... Intrigued and being a bit of a busy body I stopped to investigate. However the picket fence surrounding the facility was to high for me to see over. Looking at the fence I spied a small gap in the wood allowing me to bend down and peer through.
Just as soon as I had myself positioned to see, I was poked in the eye with a stick from the other side of the fence. As I was getting up off the ground I heard them all yelling 14... 14... 14...
Luckily there was a eye care center next door. It was doing a brisk business. I took a number, it was 13.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/03/2014
Sexy Irish Green Bikini Contest 2014
As rock legend singer Rod Stewart penned,
"I sure do want you to know that you wear it well,
There ain't a lady in the land so fine."
Your mission today, in the cold early month of March is to vote for the supermodel above who wears their sexy Irish green bikini the best. The contest is simple. Gaze upon the six beautiful women above and click on your favorite. Each photo you click on will count as one vote and each comment you leave will count as two votes. The winner will be revealed March 17th, St. Patricks Day.
Write ins are permitted. Simply name the sexy model and add the link of her wearing her sexy green bikini in the comments section.
If you do not know the six supermodels above they are in order:
#1- Adrianna Lima, #2 - Alessandro Ambrosia, #3 - Bar Refaeli,
#4 - Candice Swanepol, #5 - Kate Upton, #6 - Miranda Kerr
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/02/2014
Irish Leprechaun Legend
Legend Of The Leprechaun |
You see, Leprechauns are Imps and they do not wish to be bothered by folks poking around their business. A failed attempt to remove the pot of gold from a Leprechaun could cause harmful results. You see, once the leprechaun is out of your sight just for a split second, the power you have over him is revoked. At that time, the leprechaun may reciprocate and trick you into doing harm to yourself.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/01/2014
Top Of The Morning To You
Lucky Irish Four Leaf Clover |
As usual, the Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.
By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2013
Even The Queen Is Irish On St. Patricks Day
3/16/2013
A Perfect Irish Rainbow
A Perfect Irish Rainbow |
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks during your celebration to take a few minutes after the first light to search the sky for that perfect Irish rainbow and perhaps you will find the pot of gold left hiding by the Leprechauns.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/14/2013
Irish Car Wash
Irish Car Wash Made A Million Dollars In One Day |
Lines have formed around the block.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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