Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million
David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......
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3/31/2005
Modblog Princess Pooram
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| Modblog Princess Pooarm |
This just in. The Grassy Knoll Institute just developed this rare exclusive photo of Princess Pooarm riding her bicycle in the UK. She just got new glasses.
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Patuca Gold Pens Book
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| Patuca Gold |
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Crystal Pegasus Spreads Wings
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| Crystal Pegasus |
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Originaisml And Elisla All Dressed Up
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| Originalism And Elisla Modblog |
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Deep Blue Dives
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| Deep Blue Muff Diving |
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Its Clobbering Time
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| Its Clobbering Time |
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Real Reason Modblog Is Offline
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| Real Reason Modblog Service Is Offline So Often |
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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72
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| BK Breakfast Sandwich |
Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.
Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.
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Iceberg That Sank Titanic Located
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| Titanic Iceberg Located |
While on a routine patrol in the atlantic ocean, the USS Grassy Knoll navy explorer located the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
The Navy ship was mapping icebergs as they made their slow migration into shipping lanes making them dangerous to older ships not equipped with modern sonar and technology. One of the Ensigns on watch spotted a rusty looking object jutting out from one of the icebergs. The ship moved in as close as it could and then Navy Seals were sent in recovery rafts to inspect and retrieve the metal object.
It was flown to Patterson Air Force base and Navy forensics experts determined it was a sheered off piece of the outer hull plating of the ill fated maiden voyage of the Titanic.
Ebay is asking for a cool one million dollars. Bidding ends at 4pm today......
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LOTGK Gets Walk Of Fame Star
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| I'm famous |
Startling news out of Hollywood today as the famous Blogger Magnate LOTGK received a lifetime achievement star of fame. As usual, Patrick, the editor of LOTGK missed the event. He was later found in New York City having a sandwich at the Stage Deli.
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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed
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| Moomin Got Tongue |
A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.
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Benthere And Hubby Revealed
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| Modblog Benthere |
After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.
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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom
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| The Clay Aiken Bunch |
The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.
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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool
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| Ted Kennedy Car Pool |
Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.
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History Goddess Located
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| History Goddess Located |
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....
She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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President Bush Pisses Off Canada
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| President George Bush Pissed At Canada |
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Union and Canada will slap an extra 15-percent duty on a range of U.S. agricultural and other exports in a dispute over payments to U.S. companies that Washington says were hurt by dumping, EU and Canadian officials said on Thursday.
George W. Bush simply had this to say......
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Michael Jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse
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| Michael jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse |
Hollywood, California: As the Jackson case gets into the meat of evidence, Jacksons team of lawyers brought in outstanding character witnesses to testify to help bolster the case.
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Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch For Sale
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| Michael Jackson Neverland Rance Property Up For Sale |
Michael Jackson Puts Neverland Ranch Up For Sale
In a desperate attempt to raise money for his escalating legal fee's, Michael Jackson has put his beloved Neverland Ranch up for sale. His extravagant lifestyle has left him all but broke and with the high priced lawyers he is retaining sucking him dry, (A sort of reversal) he must begin liquidating his assets.
And he had so many fondle memories there.
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3/10/2005
Handels Homemade Butter Pecan Ice Cream
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| Handels Butter Pecan |
Handels Ice cream located at 3931 Handel's Court
Youngstown, OH 44511
(330) 788-0356 has been around longer than me, and I'm 45 years old.
They have many flavors, some I cannot even pronounce but the best flavor they make is of course butter pecan. The recipe calls for plenty of pecans, not just a few for decoration, but plenty for texture, and crunchy taste. The ice cream itself was smooth, creamy, just perfect. The cost was $2.50 per pint, which was well worth it.
For the best tasting, best quality ice cream, the Grassy Knoll highly recommends Handels of Youngstown and gives 5 out of 5 stars.
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