4/01/2016

2016 Presidential Election Odyssey

Monolith Appears Atop Trump Tower
As dawn broke this cool April morning a Monolith was discovered atop the Las Vegas Trump tower. Perhaps the Monolith will do for our future what it has done for our prehistoric past. To bestow upon the presidential candidates at least a rudimentary level of intelligence and an ability to communicate sensibly.

CUE THE MUSIC.....


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Small Explosion At Korean Peninsula


Small Explosion Reported In North Korea

At 6:05am EST a small explosion was heard and felt in the Korean Peninsula..

South Korean warships are underway to investigate.



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Paris Hilton Is Pregnant


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Paris Hilton Pregnant
Paris Hilton Is Pregnant
Breaking news: Paris Hilton, unable to hide the news anymore, announced today that she is pregnant and will be getting married after several details are cleared up.

That's hot...


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3/17/2016

Happy Saint Patricks Day 2016

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Jessa Hinton 

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Tell me Jessa Hinton is not the spittin image of the St. Patricks Day Icon. It appears as if she were the model for the icon.

Anyway, please be safe today and drink responsibly.

You can find more of Jessa Hinton at Jessa Hinton Instagram



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3/16/2016

Upscale Irish Pub Restroom



You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.

St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.

Happy St. Patricks Day!



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