1/19/2008

Philadelphia Museum Of Art Logo


Right across the street of the Philadelphia Museum Of Art is a quaint little landing and gazebo overlooking the river. An old wooden fence guards against the danger of falling over the ledge and down the side of the ravine.As with almost all public places, etchings and carvings adorn the fence.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/16/2008

Cadillac Ranch Logo


Well, there she sits buddy justa gleaming in the sun
There to greet a working man when his day is done
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack my aunt
I'm gonna take them down to the Cadillac Ranch

By Bruce Springsteen



LURKING, BACK SEAT DRIVING, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/14/2008

Scientists Create Life With Cloning Technique

American scientists, (Dr. Frankenstein) from the Institute for Biological Energy Alternatives, have created an artificial virus that has the ability to reproduce itself. The scientists named the new living virus, Phi-X174 bacteriophage.

This is a first for the scientific community where a virus was created from the ground floor up. What's even more astonishing is that the virus began to replicate itself almost immediately after it was created. (Sounds like the premise for a cheap horror movie but its true)

Genome mapping experts praised the virus creation as a stepping stone to human life creation. From this, the next step is the growing and cultivating of living human tissue and organs for people needing a transplant. From there, in a few more years, cloning a complete human being. One more step after that, Frankensteins monster, the complete cloning and replication of the entire body, mind, and spirit into a new fresh healthy body.

Sound monstrous? you bet it is. That is why this achievement has been swept under the proverbial carpet. The virus was created in 2003, and has been kept under wraps for fear of what this virus could do if perhaps it mutated and got out of control of the scientists. Since it is a new virus, there would be no immunity from the public meaning that if the virus turned lethal, millions of people would perish until a vaccine was developed to stop the rampage. Vaccine development of a synthetic virus would take months if not years to complete.

Angry lynch mobs are now forming in a city near you. The Grassy Knoll Institute will supply the townsfolk with all the torches they need to storm the castle.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/11/2008

Paris Hilton Almost Nude


Location, Location, Location

Brought to you by the shameless Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to create brand recognition and promotion.

Paris Hilton wearing a Devo plastic hat and just about nothing else. Are we not men? We are Devo!



LURKING, WHIP IT GOOD, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

1/10/2008

Thought Screen Helmet Safe Sex

Alien-Sexual-Relations
Alien Sexual Relations
Oral Is Totally Out Of The Question

Dick and Jane have a problem. Both of them have been targeted by an evil race of aliens attempting to control their minds through telepathy. Hence, they must wear thought screen helmets 24 hours a day 7 days a week, the only device known to mankind to prevent alien abduction.

This puts a serious damper on their sex lives.


LURKING, OH THE HUMANITY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL