Best Zombie Melons Winner 2017

Winner of the Grassy Knoll Institute Best Zombie Melons 2017
Power Rangers extra's Bulk and Skull is guarding the winner.

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Jessica Nigri - Best Halloween Melons 2016

Jessica Nigri - Best Halloween Melons

Winner of the 2016 Dark Zone Halloween Melons is none other than Jessica Nigri.

In just one of her many Halloween costumes, Jessica portrays a sexy female Freddie Kreuger. Visit her Instagram page to see more unbelievable costumes. Jessica Nigri Instagram.


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Farmers Daughter Melons

Farmers Daughter Halloween Melons

With all this talk of a strong 2013 harvest of Halloween melons, it is only appropriate that I introduce you to the farmers daughter who cultivates all the dark Zone melons.

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Star Trek Melons - Alice Eve

Star Trek Melons Alice Eve

The Dark Zone excitedly introduces yet another 2013 Halloween Melons category, Sci-Fi Melons and Alice Eve is easily best in show. Eve portrayed Dr. Carol Marcus in Star Trek Into Darkness, the rebooted Star Trek series.

We look forward to seeing plenty more of Alice Eve in the future.

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I See Dead People - And Boobs

Happy Sexy Halloween 2013

It's October and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also that Halloween is right around the corner. For 2013 the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. 

We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video from Halloween conventions, demons from Hell, big ripe Halloween melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Fact #1: The Miley Cyrus Twerking costume will be the #1 Halloween costume this year followed closely by a sober Lindsay Lohan and her tag-Along mother combo.

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2012 Winner - Best Halloween Melons

Best Melons 2012

Congratulations goes out to Caitlin O'Connor, Winner of the Dark Zone 2012 Best melons contest. Caitlin spent a long time on her melons and her dedication shows in the perfectly formed plump melons. As soon as we spied Kaitlin's melons, we knew hands down she would walk away the winner.

The grassy Knoll Institute In House Psychic see's big things in Caitlin's future beginning with a fast rise to the top in Maxim's 100 hottest babes. Horror and Sci-Fi movies are right around the corner.


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Welcome To Halloween Melons 2012

Frost On The Pumpkins

The state and county fairs are over and this morning there was a little frost on the pumpkins signaling Halloween melon harvest season. This year the Grassy Knoll Institute has plenty of blue ribbon winners. We won in every category including the sexy melon, nude melon, juicy melons, best firmness, and of course tastiest melons. Sit back and enjoy as we display proudly our more than 12 ribbons and awards.

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Dusting Off The Halloween Dark Zone 2012

Tidying Up For Halloween

Excuse the dust here at the Grassy Knoll Institute blog. The last several months activity here was almost at a stand still. Today, all that has changed. Our cleaning crew are on their hands and knee's working double time preparing for the Halloween season.

The Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Tip #1: If Amanda Bynes offers to give you a lift to the next neighborhood to continue your trick or treating, make like Forest Gump.

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Best Melons Contest #7 - Vampire Melons

This Ain't No Twilight

On this entry, I had a very hard time placing the photo on the left in the correct category. In fairness, I believe it would hold it's on in the Best Halloween Costume category and of course it has plenty of merit to be in the Best Halloween melons category. I studied this photo for a very long time before a decision was made.

After countless hours, I determined she may be in any category she wants to be in.

Please allow me to introduce you to the seductress Elvira, the vampire with the mostest succulent melons.

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Best Melons Contestant #4 - The Barbie Syndrome

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Best Melons Contestant #4 sculptured her ample melons using the Barbie Doll template. Mattel introduced Barbie in 1959 with eye busting body measurements of 39-18-33 and estimated to be 6 feet tall. I don't know how tall contestant #4 is, but her measurements are certainly in line. Is her boyfriend named Ken?

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Best Melons Contestant #3 - Carmen Electra

Helpful tips from the Dark Zone Curator: If you find yourself in a scary movie and you find yourself wearing a bikini, and you are a hot chick, under no circumstances should you run out of the house. Take it from professional Goddess and actress Carmen Electra. You don't want to be that girl in a horror movie.

Carmen Electra may be famous for her "Booty Shake" but her melons are most impressive.

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